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[Mal] Once upon a time,
long, long ago.

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Well, more like 20 years ago.

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Belle married her Beast in front of
6,000 of their closest, personal friends.

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Big cake.

5
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Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon,

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Beast united all of the kingdoms

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and got himself elected King
of the United States of Auradon.

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He rounded up
all the villains and sidekicks,

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basically all
the really interesting people,

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and he booted them off
to the Isle of the Lost

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with a magical barrier
to keep them there.

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This is my hood.

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No magic. No Wi-Fi.

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No way out.

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Or so I thought.

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Hang on, you're about to meet us.

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But first this happened.

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Sleeve. Head.

19
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How is it possible that you're gonna
be crowned king next month?

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You're just a baby!

21
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He's turning 16, dear.

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-Hey, Pops.
-Sixteen?

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That's far too young to be crowned king.

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I didn't make a good decision
until I was at least 42.

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Uh. You decided to marry me at 28.

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It was either you or a teapot.

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[chuckles]

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Kidding.

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-Mom, Dad...
-Ah!

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Mmm-mmm.

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I've chosen
my first official proclamation.

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I've decided that the children
on the Isle of the Lost

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be given a chance

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to live here in Auradon.

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-Uh.
-Huh.

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Every time I look out to the island,
I feel like they've been abandoned.

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The children of our sworn enemies?
Living among us?

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We start out with a few at first,
only ones who need our help the most.

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I've already chosen them.

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Have you?

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I gave you a second chance.

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Who are their parents?

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Cruella de Vil,

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Jafar,

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Evil Queen

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-and Maleficent.
-[screams]

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Maleficent!

48
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She is the worst villain in the land!

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Dad, just hear me out here...

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I won't hear of it.

51
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They are guilty of unspeakable crimes.

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Dad, their children are innocent.

53
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Don't you think they deserve
a shot at a normal life?

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Dad?

55
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I suppose the children are innocent.

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Well... Well done.

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Shall we?

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[♪ music playing]

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[singing]

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[shouting]

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Come back with my apple!

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Come on!

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[scattered chatter]

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[all laughing]

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[all screaming]

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Hi, Mom.

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Stealing candy, Mal?

68
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I'm so disappointed.

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It was from a baby.

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That's my nasty little girl.

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[spitting]

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-Give it back to the dreadful creature.
-Mom...

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It's the deets, Mal,

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that make the difference
between mean and truly evil.

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When I was your age
I was cursing entire kingdoms.

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You... Walk with me.

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See, I'm just trying to teach you
the thing that really counts,

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how to be me.

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I know that. And I'll do better.

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Oh. There's news. I buried the lead.

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You four have been chosen
to go to a different school,

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in Auradon.

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[all gasping]

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[screaming]

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What?

86
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I'm not going to some boarding school

87
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filled to the brim
with prissy pink princesses!

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And perfect princes.

89
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Ugh!

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Yeah, and I don't do uniforms.

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Unless it's leather. You feel me?

92
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I read somewhere
that they allow dogs in Auradon.

93
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Mom said they're rabid pack animals
who eat boys who don't behave.

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-[barks]
-Yeah, Mom, we're not going.

95
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Oh. You're thinking small, pumpkin.

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It's all about world domination.

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Knuckleheads!

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Mal...

99
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You will go.
You will find the Fairy Godmother

100
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and you will bring me back
her magic wand.

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Easy-peasy.

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What's in it for us?

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Matching thrones.
Hers-and-hers crowns.

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I think she meant us.

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[clatters]

106
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It's all about you and me, baby!

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Do you enjoy
watching innocent people suffer?

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-Well, yeah, I mean, who doesn't...
-Well, then get me the wand

109
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and you and I can see all that
and so much more.

110
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And with that wand and my scepter,

111
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I will be able to bend
both good and evil to my will!

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Our will.

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Our will, our will.

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And if you refuse, you're grounded
for the rest of your life, missy.

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What... Mom...

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Ugh.

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Fine. Whatever.

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I win.

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Evie. My little Evil-ette in training.

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You just find yourself
a prince with a big castle

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and a mother-in-law wing.

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-And lots and lots of mirrors.
-And lots and lots of mirrors.

123
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No laughing. Wrinkles.

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Well, they're not taking my Carlos,
because I'd miss him too much.

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-Really, Mom?
-Yes.

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Who would touch up my roots?

127
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Fluff my fur and scrape
the bunions off my feet?

128
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Yeah, maybe a new school
wouldn't be the worst thing.

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Carlos, they have dogs in Auradon.

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No! I'm not going!

131
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-Oh!
-Well, Jay isn't going either.

132
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I need him to stock the shelves
in my store.

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What did you score?

134
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Whoa.

135
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Ooh!

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[gasps]

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[whispers] A lamp.

138
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Dad, I already tried.

139
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Ah!

140
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Evie's not going anywhere
until we get rid of this unibrow. Hmm?

141
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What is wrong with you all?

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People used to cower
at the mention of our names!

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For 20 years, I have searched
for a way off this island.

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For 20 years, they have robbed us
from our revenge!

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Revenge on Snow White
and her horrible little men!

146
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Revenge on Aladdin
and his bloated Genie!

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-I will...
-Pop!

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Revenge on every sneaky Dalmatian
that escaped your clutches!

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Oh. But they didn't get Baby.
They didn't get the...

150
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[toy squeaking]

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[cackling]
They didn't get the Baby...

152
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And I, Maleficent...

153
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She's...

154
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The evilest of them all.

155
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I will finally have my revenge

156
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on Sleeping Beauty
and her relentless little prince.

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-Villains!
-Yes!

158
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Yes?

159
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Our day has come.

160
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-EQ, give her the magic mirror.
-Yeah.

161
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This is your magic mirror?

162
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Yeah, well, it ain't what it used to be,
but then again, neither are we!

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[both chuckling]

164
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It will help you find things.

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-Like a prince!
-Like my waistline.

166
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-Like the magic wand! Hello!
-Hello.

167
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My spell book. My book.
I need my... That book.

168
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Oh. Ah! The safe. The safe.

169
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Queen, help me.
I never can figure this thing out.

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[Evil Queen] Voilà.

171
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My spell... Come, darling. Come.

172
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Ah. Ooh. Ooh.

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There she is. It doesn't work here,
but it will in Auradon.

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Remember, when we were
spreading evil and ruining lives.

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Like it was yesterday.

176
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And now, you will be making
your own memories.

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By doing exactly as I tell you.

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Door.

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-[honking]
-Ooh!

180
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Let's get this party started!

181
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Carlos! Come.

182
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-Who is the fairest of them all?
-Me.

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-You.
-Yes! Let's go.

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-Now, recite our mantra.
-There's no team in "I".

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Oh. Run along.
You're making me tear up.

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-My bag.
-Yeah.

187
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-Dad!
-Coming!

188
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[clears throat]

189
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The future of the free world
rests on your shoulders.

190
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Don't blow it.

191
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Mal!

192
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Ugh. Smells like common folk.

193
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[Cruella] Come back here, now!

194
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[Carlos laughing]

195
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Carlos! Ingrate.

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Bye-bye.

197
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The jackals have landed.

198
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[Jafar] Bring home the gold.

199
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[Cruella] Bring home a puppy.

200
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[Evil Queen] Bring home a prince.

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[both grunting]

202
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You're looking a little washed out.
Let me help you out.

203
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Ew. Stop!

204
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I'm plotting.

205
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Well, it's not very attractive.

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[Mal] Hmm.

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Mmm.

208
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These... It's salty like nuts,
but it's sweet like I don't know what.

209
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Let me see.

210
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Ow!

211
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Look!

212
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It's a trap! [screaming]

213
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[all screaming]

214
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What just happened?

215
00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:06,213
It must be magic!

216
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,341
Hey.

217
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:11,526
Did this little button
just open up the magic barrier?

218
00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:14,445
No, this one opens the magic barrier.

219
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That one opens my garage.

220
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And this button...

221
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Okay.

222
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Nasty.

223
00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:46,321
I like that guy.

224
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[band playing]

225
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[shouts] Ow.

226
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,041
Stop!

227
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,695
You got everything else,
why do you want whatever this is?

228
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-'Cause you want it!
-No!

229
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Give it to me!

230
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[Carlos] Ow.

231
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-Let go!
-Guys, guys, guys.

232
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We have an audience.

233
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Just cleaning up.

234
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-Get up.
-[grunts]

235
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Leave it like you found it!

236
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And by that I mean just leave it.

237
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Hello, foxy.

238
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,039
The name's Jay.

239
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[laughs]

240
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,148
Welcome to Auradon Prep.

241
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I'm Fairy Godmother. Headmistress.

242
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The Fairy Godmother?

243
00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:54,053
As in "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo"?

244
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,180
Bibbidi-Bobbidi you know it!

245
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Yeah, I always wondered
what it felt like for Cinderella,

246
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when you just appeared,
out of nowhere,

247
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-with that sparkly wand and warm smile.
-Oh.

248
00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:11,057
And that sparkling wand.

249
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That was a long time ago.

250
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And as I always say, "Don't focus
on the past or you'll miss the future!"

251
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It's so good to finally meet you all.

252
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-I'm Ben.
-Prince Benjamin.

253
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Soon to be king.

254
00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:27,257
You had me at prince.

255
00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:30,714
My mom's a queen.
Which makes me a princess.

256
00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:34,430
The Evil Queen has no royal status here

257
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and neither do you.

258
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:37,352
[Ben chuckles]

259
00:16:37,352 --> 00:16:38,413
This is Audrey.

260
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,807
Princess Audrey.

261
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His girlfriend.

262
00:16:42,396 --> 00:16:44,525
-Right, Bennyboo?
-[both chuckle]

263
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,449
Ben and Audrey are going
to show you all around,

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and I'll see you tomorrow.

265
00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:54,352
The doors of wisdom are never shut!

266
00:16:54,352 --> 00:16:56,211
But the library hours
are from 8:00 to 11:00.

267
00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,867
And as you may have heard,
I have a little thing about curfews.

268
00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:10,818
[all laugh politely]

269
00:17:10,818 --> 00:17:21,179
It is so, so, so good
to finally meet you all.

270
00:17:21,179 --> 00:17:23,305
This is a momentous occasion,

271
00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:27,823
and one that I hope
will go down in history...

272
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:30,216
Is that chocolate?

273
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,336
...as the day our two peoples
began to heal.

274
00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:38,184
Or the day that you showed
four peoples where the bathrooms are.

275
00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,509
A little bit over the top?

276
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:41,897
-A little more than a little bit.
-[both chuckle]

277
00:17:41,897 --> 00:17:47,211
Well, so much for my first impression.

278
00:17:47,211 --> 00:17:49,866
Hey! You're Maleficent's daughter,
aren't you?

279
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:51,726
Yeah, you know what?
I totally do not blame you

280
00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:54,647
for your mother trying to kill
my parents and stuff.

281
00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,778
Oh, my mom's Aurora.

282
00:17:56,778 --> 00:17:58,633
-Sleeping...
-Beauty.

283
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,758
Yeah, I've heard the name.

284
00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:04,213
You know, and I totally do not
blame your grandparents

285
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,868
for inviting everyone in the whole world,

286
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,588
but my mother
to their stupid christening.

287
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:11,648
Water under the bridge.

288
00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:12,710
Totes!

289
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,569
[forced laughter]

290
00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:17,755
[both sighing]

291
00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:19,617
Okay! So, how about a tour?

292
00:18:19,617 --> 00:18:20,679
Yeah?

293
00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:23,601
Auradon Prep,
originally built over 300 years ago

294
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:36,883
and converted into a high school
by my father when he became king.

295
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,071
[Carlos screams]

296
00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:42,460
Carlos, it's okay.

297
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,853
My father wanted his statue
to morph from beast to man

298
00:18:44,853 --> 00:18:47,241
to remind us that anything is possible.

299
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:48,836
Does he shed much?

300
00:18:48,836 --> 00:19:02,385
Yeah, Mom won't let him on the couch.

301
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:04,512
[whimpering]

302
00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:07,430
So, you guys have
a lot of magic here at Auradon?

303
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:10,349
Like wands and things like that?

304
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:14,333
Yeah, it exists of course,
but it's pretty much retired.

305
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,520
Most of us here
are just ordinary mortals.

306
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,180
Who happened to be kings and queens.

307
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:25,759
That's true. Our royal blood
goes back hundreds of years.

308
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:30,543
Doug. Doug, come down.

309
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:33,199
This is Doug. He's gonna help you
with your class schedules

310
00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:36,381
and show you the rest of the dorms.

311
00:19:36,381 --> 00:19:37,975
I'll see you later, okay?

312
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,368
And if there is anything you need,
feel free to...

313
00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:41,693
Ask Doug.

314
00:19:41,693 --> 00:19:43,820
[forced laughter]

315
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,413
[both sighing]

316
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:50,195
[chuckling nervously]

317
00:19:50,195 --> 00:19:52,320
Hi, guys. I'm Dopey's son?

318
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:58,698
As in Dopey, Doc, Bashful,
Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and...

319
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,289
Heigh-Ho.

320
00:20:00,289 --> 00:20:04,005
Evie. Evil Queen's daughter.

321
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:07,726
Okay. So about your classes.
I put in the requirements already.

322
00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:09,586
History of Woodsmen and Pirates,

323
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:10,911
Safety Rules for the Internet

324
00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:15,963
and Remedial Goodness 101.

325
00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,821
Let me guess...

326
00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:21,807
New class?

327
00:20:21,807 --> 00:20:27,914
Come on, guys, let's go find our dorms.

328
00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:32,430
Oh. Uh, yeah,
your dorms are that way, guys.

329
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:37,478
Dopey, Doc, Bashful,
Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and...

330
00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:52,353
-Sneezy.
-Oh.

331
00:20:52,353 --> 00:20:53,943
[Evie] Wow!

332
00:20:53,943 --> 00:20:56,069
-This place is so amaz...
-Gross.

333
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:59,257
I know, right? Amazingly gross.

334
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:00,588
Ew.

335
00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,445
Ugh.

336
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:04,571
I'm going to need
some serious sunscreen.

337
00:21:04,571 --> 00:21:13,334
-Yeah.
-E.

338
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:14,931
Phew!

339
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:18,916
That is much better.

340
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:21,571
[video game playing]

341
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,495
[Carlos laughs] Whoa.

342
00:21:24,495 --> 00:21:31,398
[grunting]

343
00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:34,587
Whoa!

344
00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:36,978
Jay, what are you doing?

345
00:21:36,978 --> 00:21:39,632
It's called stealing.

346
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,493
Okay, what's the point?

347
00:21:41,493 --> 00:21:44,414
Well, Mal,
it's like buying whatever I want,

348
00:21:44,414 --> 00:21:47,069
except it's free.

349
00:21:47,069 --> 00:21:48,931
Okay. So, you can do that,

350
00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:51,588
or you could leave all of this here

351
00:21:51,588 --> 00:21:53,709
and pick it up
when we take over the world.

352
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:56,366
You sound just like your mom!

353
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:57,698
Thank you!

354
00:21:57,698 --> 00:22:00,352
You do it your way and I'll do it mine.

355
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,745
Die, suckers!

356
00:22:02,745 --> 00:22:08,583
Jay, come check this thing out!
Man, it's awesome!

357
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:12,040
[grunting]

358
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,900
Guys!

359
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,289
Do I have to remind you
what we're all here for?

360
00:22:16,289 --> 00:22:18,416
Fairy Godmother... Blah, blah, blah.

361
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,804
Magic wand... Blah, blah, blah.

362
00:22:20,804 --> 00:22:23,991
This is our one chance

363
00:22:23,991 --> 00:22:29,044
to prove ourselves to our parents.

364
00:22:29,044 --> 00:22:34,882
To prove that we are evil and vicious
and ruthless and cruel.

365
00:22:34,882 --> 00:22:35,944
-Yeah?
-[all] Yeah.

366
00:22:35,944 --> 00:22:38,869
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

367
00:22:38,869 --> 00:22:44,974
Evie, mirror me.

368
00:22:44,974 --> 00:22:48,162
Mirror, mirror on the... In my hand.

369
00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:54,540
Where is Fairy Godmother's
wand stand?

370
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,604
[Mal] There it is!

371
00:22:55,604 --> 00:22:56,663
Zoom out.

372
00:22:56,663 --> 00:22:59,057
Magic Mirror, not so close.

373
00:22:59,057 --> 00:23:01,713
Closer.

374
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,834
Closer.

375
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,166
Closer.

376
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,026
Can I go back to my game?
I'm on level three.

377
00:23:07,026 --> 00:23:08,618
Stop!

378
00:23:08,618 --> 00:23:12,601
It's in a museum?
Do we know where that is?

379
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:20,039
2.3 miles from here.

380
00:23:20,039 --> 00:23:25,884
[Mal] Come on.

381
00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:27,479
[Evie] Carlos!

382
00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:32,789
[Carlos] Coming!

383
00:23:32,789 --> 00:23:38,633
Come on.

384
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:40,759
-Check your mirror.
-Is my mascara smudged?

385
00:23:40,759 --> 00:23:42,088
Yeah.

386
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,214
And hey, while you're at it,

387
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,069
why don't you see
if you can find us the wand.

388
00:23:46,069 --> 00:23:58,556
Sure. This way.

389
00:23:58,556 --> 00:24:11,040
[gasping]

390
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,368
[chair squeaking]

391
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:21,137
[all gasping]

392
00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,787
That's your mother's spinning wheel?

393
00:24:23,787 --> 00:24:25,650
[both laughing]

394
00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:27,506
Yeah, it's kind of dorky.

395
00:24:27,506 --> 00:24:32,025
It's magic. It doesn't have to look scary.

396
00:24:32,025 --> 00:24:38,928
"Magic spindle do not linger.
Make my victim prick a finger."

397
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:40,790
Impressive.

398
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,180
I got chills.

399
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:46,103
Okay, you know what...

400
00:24:46,103 --> 00:24:59,654
"Prick the finger, prick it deep.
Send my enemy off to sleep."

401
00:24:59,654 --> 00:25:03,902
Ooh.

402
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:15,055
[yawning loudly]

403
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:23,023
Not so dorky now, huh?

404
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:27,804
Stand back.

405
00:25:27,804 --> 00:25:31,524
"Make it easy, make it quick,
open up without a kick."

406
00:25:31,524 --> 00:25:34,182
-[grunting]
-[thudding]

407
00:25:34,182 --> 00:25:36,040
[girls laughing]

408
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,229
Coming?

409
00:25:39,229 --> 00:25:42,682
-Come on, Jay.
-I'm good.

410
00:25:42,682 --> 00:25:54,102
Just trying to help.

411
00:25:54,102 --> 00:25:57,025
-[groans]
-[gasps]

412
00:25:57,025 --> 00:26:02,068
-[Evie] Carlos!
-Coming.

413
00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:07,649
So close.

414
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:11,102
-Upstairs.
-Come on. Go, go, go, go.

415
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,699
Up, up, up, up, up.

416
00:26:12,699 --> 00:26:31,554
-Come on, guys. Almost there.
-Yeah.

417
00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:36,601
Mommy?

418
00:26:36,601 --> 00:26:40,057
Killer.

419
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:44,044
I'll never forget Mother's Day again.

420
00:26:44,044 --> 00:26:47,758
Well, the wand's not here. Let's bounce.

421
00:26:47,758 --> 00:26:58,383
Let's go.

422
00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:02,902
[Maleficent] The future of the free
world rests on your shoulders.

423
00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:06,353
Don't blow it.

424
00:27:06,353 --> 00:27:24,944
[singing]

425
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,604
Mal! Come on!

426
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,258
[evil laughter]

427
00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:34,775
Don't be so serious, darling. I'm sorry...

428
00:27:34,775 --> 00:30:39,915
[singing]

429
00:30:39,915 --> 00:30:41,508
Hey!

430
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:55,586
I found the wand! Let's go.

431
00:30:55,586 --> 00:31:00,366
There it is!

432
00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:01,428
Whoo!

433
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:21,085
[chuckling]

434
00:31:21,085 --> 00:31:23,477
Jay, don't!

435
00:31:23,477 --> 00:31:25,600
Wait, no! No! Don't!

436
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,385
-[screams]
-[alarm wailing]

437
00:31:30,385 --> 00:31:32,773
A force field and a siren?

438
00:31:32,773 --> 00:31:35,961
That's just a little excessive.

439
00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:47,119
Let's go!

440
00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:53,227
[Mal] Hurry!

441
00:31:53,227 --> 00:31:55,087
[telephone ringing]

442
00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:58,010
Come on!

443
00:31:58,010 --> 00:31:59,336
Hello?

444
00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:06,240
Uh... Just give me one second.
One second.

445
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,962
Yeah, yeah. No, false alarm.

446
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:15,011
It was a malfunction in the LM 714 chip
in the breadboard circuit.

447
00:32:15,011 --> 00:32:19,521
Yeah. Okay. Say hi to the missus.

448
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,119
[Evie] Carlos!

449
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:29,089
You're welcome.

450
00:32:29,089 --> 00:32:38,388
[Mal] Way to go, Jay.
Now, we have to go to school tomorrow!

451
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:43,164
If someone hands you a crying baby,
do you,

452
00:32:43,164 --> 00:32:46,085
A, curse it?

453
00:32:46,085 --> 00:32:49,805
B, lock it in a tower?

454
00:32:49,805 --> 00:32:52,460
C, give it a bottle?

455
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:57,508
Or D, carve out its heart?

456
00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,634
Evie.

457
00:32:59,634 --> 00:33:01,497
What was the second one?

458
00:33:01,497 --> 00:33:07,068
Oh. Okay. Anyone else?

459
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,662
Mal?

460
00:33:08,662 --> 00:33:09,992
C, give it a bottle.

461
00:33:09,992 --> 00:33:12,121
Correct. Again.

462
00:33:12,121 --> 00:33:14,243
You are on fire, girl!

463
00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,100
Just pick the one
that doesn't sound like any fun.

464
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,694
-[Evie] Ah.
-Oh.

465
00:33:17,694 --> 00:33:20,620
That makes so much sense.

466
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,742
[squeals]

467
00:33:22,742 --> 00:33:25,131
-Hello, dear one.
-Hi.

468
00:33:25,131 --> 00:33:29,117
You need to sign off on early dismissal
for the coronation.

469
00:33:29,117 --> 00:33:30,976
Everyone here remembers
my daughter, Jane?

470
00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,835
Mom, no!

471
00:33:32,835 --> 00:33:37,084
It's okay. Jane, this is everyone.

472
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:38,414
Hi.

473
00:33:38,414 --> 00:33:43,194
That's okay, don't mind me,
as you were.

474
00:33:43,194 --> 00:33:46,119
[squeals]

475
00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:47,183
[godmother clears throat]

476
00:33:47,183 --> 00:33:49,570
Let's continue.

477
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,760
You find a vial of poison.

478
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,538
Do you, A, put it in the king's wine?

479
00:33:57,538 --> 00:34:00,992
B, paint it on an apple?

480
00:34:00,992 --> 00:34:05,239
Or C, turn it over
to the proper authorities?

481
00:34:05,239 --> 00:34:06,835
-[gasping]
-Oh.

482
00:34:06,835 --> 00:34:08,431
Get off...

483
00:34:08,431 --> 00:34:09,495
Jay.

484
00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:12,413
C. You turn it over
to the proper authorities.

485
00:34:12,413 --> 00:34:15,604
-I was gonna say that!
-But I said it first!

486
00:34:15,604 --> 00:34:19,054
Come here! Come on, who said it first?
Who said it first?

487
00:34:19,054 --> 00:34:20,117
[Carlos] Stop!

488
00:34:20,117 --> 00:34:24,368
Boys. Boys!

489
00:34:24,368 --> 00:34:29,683
I am gonna encourage you to use
that energy on the tourney field.

490
00:34:29,683 --> 00:34:32,070
Oh, no. That's okay.

491
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,198
Whatever that is, we'll pass.

492
00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,521
[whistle blowing]

493
00:34:35,521 --> 00:34:37,648
[Coach] Jay, Ben, offense.

494
00:34:37,648 --> 00:34:39,512
Chad, you're defense.

495
00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,166
-Taylor, you're the shooter.
-Right, Coach!

496
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:46,148
Hey. Hey! Hey, you. Lost boy!

497
00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:49,338
Put your helmet on.
Get out of the Kill Zone!

498
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,399
-Come on.
-Kill Zone? What...

499
00:34:50,399 --> 00:34:57,837
Pick it up. Put it on. Two hands.

500
00:34:57,837 --> 00:34:59,165
-[grunts]
-[groans]

501
00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:06,872
[cheering]

502
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,525
[Jay laughing]

503
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:25,463
[shouting]

504
00:35:25,463 --> 00:35:27,319
Jay, it's me. It's Carlos.

505
00:35:27,319 --> 00:35:30,244
Wait, stop, Jay. Stop!

506
00:35:30,244 --> 00:35:39,274
No, no, no, no. No!

507
00:35:39,274 --> 00:35:43,256
[grunting]

508
00:35:43,256 --> 00:35:47,245
[grunting]

509
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:53,881
Oh, yeah! Come on, let's go!

510
00:35:53,881 --> 00:35:56,008
[whooping]

511
00:35:56,008 --> 00:35:59,461
What just happened? Who is this guy?

512
00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:02,651
You! Get over here!

513
00:36:02,651 --> 00:36:11,147
[cheering]

514
00:36:11,147 --> 00:36:14,868
What do you call that?

515
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:17,523
I call that raw talent.

516
00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:20,178
Come find me later. I'll show you
something you haven't seen before.

517
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,303
It's called a rule book.

518
00:36:22,303 --> 00:36:25,756
Welcome to the team, son.

519
00:36:25,756 --> 00:36:29,215
You ever thought about band?

520
00:36:29,215 --> 00:36:31,337
I'll work with him, Coach.

521
00:36:31,337 --> 00:36:32,930
All right.

522
00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:34,256
Let's run that again.

523
00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:38,777
-[blows whistle]
-Whoo!

524
00:36:38,777 --> 00:36:41,698
[Jay singing] I'm rotten to the core

525
00:36:41,698 --> 00:36:44,349
Ow!

526
00:36:44,349 --> 00:36:47,804
-[Audrey laughing]
-I know, I know.

527
00:36:47,804 --> 00:36:49,396
Those kids are trouble.

528
00:36:49,396 --> 00:36:52,587
-Bye, Mal.
-Bye.

529
00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:56,573
Come on, Chad. Give them a chance.

530
00:36:56,573 --> 00:37:00,289
No offense, Bennybear,
you're just too trusting.

531
00:37:00,289 --> 00:37:01,883
Look, I know your mom fell in love

532
00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:05,338
with a big nasty beast
who turned out to be a prince.

533
00:37:05,338 --> 00:37:10,650
But with my mom,
the evil fairy was just the evil fairy.

534
00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:13,303
That girl's mother.

535
00:37:13,303 --> 00:37:15,430
I think you're wrong about them.

536
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:22,339
I'll see you later.

537
00:37:22,339 --> 00:37:23,665
Hey!

538
00:37:23,665 --> 00:37:24,728
Hey.

539
00:37:24,728 --> 00:37:26,586
How was your first day?

540
00:37:26,586 --> 00:37:28,448
Super.

541
00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:30,572
You should really think about
taking this talent off the locker

542
00:37:30,572 --> 00:37:31,902
and into art class.

543
00:37:31,902 --> 00:37:35,086
I could sign you up.

544
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:40,397
-What do you think?
-[squealing]

545
00:37:40,397 --> 00:37:47,573
Way to take all the fun out of it.

546
00:37:47,573 --> 00:37:56,870
Huh.

547
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:57,932
Hi!

548
00:37:57,932 --> 00:37:59,793
It's Jane, right?

549
00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:00,852
Ah!

550
00:38:00,852 --> 00:38:03,774
Always loved that name. Jane.

551
00:38:03,774 --> 00:38:11,474
-That's cool.
-Don't go!

552
00:38:11,474 --> 00:38:15,729
I guess, I was just kind of hoping
to make a friend.

553
00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:18,647
You probably have all the friends
you need though, huh?

554
00:38:18,647 --> 00:38:19,980
Hardly.

555
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:21,306
Really?

556
00:38:21,306 --> 00:38:27,418
I mean, with your mom being
Fairy Godmother and headmistress?

557
00:38:27,418 --> 00:38:31,401
I mean, not to mention your own...

558
00:38:31,401 --> 00:38:33,527
Personality.

559
00:38:33,527 --> 00:38:35,381
I'd rather be pretty.

560
00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:38,836
You've got great hair.

561
00:38:38,836 --> 00:38:40,430
You know what?

562
00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:43,616
I have just the thing for that.

563
00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:44,680
[chuckles]

564
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,400
It's right...

565
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,461
Ah.

566
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:51,060
Here.

567
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:57,433
"Beware, forswear,
replace the old with brand new hair."

568
00:38:57,433 --> 00:38:59,822
[Jane screams]

569
00:38:59,822 --> 00:39:04,337
[chuckles]

570
00:39:04,337 --> 00:39:06,459
Wow!

571
00:39:06,459 --> 00:39:08,852
You almost don't notice your

572
00:39:08,852 --> 00:39:14,695
other features anymore!

573
00:39:14,695 --> 00:39:16,023
Do my nose!

574
00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:17,886
Oh. I can't.

575
00:39:17,886 --> 00:39:22,928
I've been practicing, but you know,
I can't do really big magic.

576
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:26,384
Not like your mom with her wand.

577
00:39:26,384 --> 00:39:27,977
I mean, one swoosh from that thing

578
00:39:27,977 --> 00:39:30,901
and you could probably have
whatever features you wanted.

579
00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,023
She doesn't use the wand anymore.

580
00:39:33,023 --> 00:39:35,944
She believes the real magic
is in the books.

581
00:39:35,944 --> 00:39:39,928
And not the spell books,
regular books with history and stuff.

582
00:39:39,928 --> 00:39:42,851
[scoffs] What a rip.

583
00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,444
Yeah.

584
00:39:44,444 --> 00:39:46,575
You know, she used magic
on Cinderella,

585
00:39:46,575 --> 00:39:49,495
who wasn't even her real daughter.

586
00:39:49,495 --> 00:39:51,614
Doesn't she love you?

587
00:39:51,614 --> 00:39:54,010
Well, of course she does. It's...

588
00:39:54,010 --> 00:39:56,138
It's just, you know, tough love.

589
00:39:56,138 --> 00:39:59,053
"Work on the inside, not the outside."

590
00:39:59,053 --> 00:40:01,449
You know, that sort of thing.

591
00:40:01,449 --> 00:40:02,775
That's the face!

592
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:11,009
Yeah, and then just look as if
your heart is about to break.

593
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,666
"Oh, Mother,

594
00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:18,981
"I just don't understand
why you can't make me beautiful, too."

595
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:22,167
-Think it would work?
-Yeah.

596
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,021
I mean, that's what old Cindy did, right?

597
00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:27,744
And your mother bibbidi-bobbidi-booed
the living daylights out of her.

598
00:40:27,744 --> 00:40:31,728
And hey, if your mom does decide to,

599
00:40:31,728 --> 00:40:35,448
you know, break out the old wand,

600
00:40:35,448 --> 00:40:37,039
invite me.

601
00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:39,430
If I can convince Mom, you're so there.

602
00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:41,557
Yay.

603
00:40:41,557 --> 00:40:48,464
-Bye.
-Bye.

604
00:40:48,464 --> 00:40:51,117
Any chance he's in line for a throne?

605
00:40:51,117 --> 00:40:53,772
Anywhere in line?

606
00:40:53,772 --> 00:40:56,426
Chad. Prince Charming Jr.

607
00:40:56,426 --> 00:40:58,823
Cinderella's son.

608
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:02,804
Chad inherited the charm,
but not a lot of there, there,

609
00:41:02,804 --> 00:41:05,462
know what I mean?

610
00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:09,708
Looks like there, there to me.

611
00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:13,429
Evie. Perhaps this is just review for you.

612
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:19,538
So tell me, what is the average
atomic weight of silver?

613
00:41:19,538 --> 00:41:22,195
Atomic weight?

614
00:41:22,195 --> 00:41:24,848
Well, not very much.
I mean, it's an atom, right?

615
00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:27,507
[both chuckling]

616
00:41:27,507 --> 00:41:34,947
Oh.

617
00:41:34,947 --> 00:41:38,929
Let's see.

618
00:41:38,929 --> 00:41:43,714
How do I find the average
atomic weight of silver?

619
00:41:43,714 --> 00:41:45,039
That would be

620
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:50,350
106.905 times 0.5200,

621
00:41:50,350 --> 00:41:54,337
plus 108.905,

622
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:57,258
times 0.4800,

623
00:41:57,258 --> 00:42:00,181
which, Mr. Deley, would give us

624
00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:05,757
107.9 AMU.

625
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,880
-Amu?
-I forget.

626
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,603
-Always a mistake to underestimate a...
-A villain?

627
00:42:11,603 --> 00:42:35,774
Don't make it again.

628
00:42:35,774 --> 00:42:40,022
Okay. Carlos, we're gonna do
some sprints. You ready?

629
00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:41,620
[dog barking]

630
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,210
Oh. [screaming]

631
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:45,337
No, wait!

632
00:42:45,337 --> 00:42:50,117
-Sweet!
-No!

633
00:42:50,117 --> 00:42:57,555
Carlos? Carlos!

634
00:42:57,555 --> 00:42:59,680
-No, stop!
-Carlos!

635
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,807
Ben? Ben?

636
00:43:01,807 --> 00:43:03,396
Ben, help me!

637
00:43:03,396 --> 00:43:04,990
This thing is a killer!

638
00:43:04,990 --> 00:43:06,851
He's gonna chase me down
and rip out my throat.

639
00:43:06,851 --> 00:43:08,980
This is a vicious, rabid pack animal!

640
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,837
Hey, who told you that?

641
00:43:10,837 --> 00:43:12,694
-My mother.
-Cruella?

642
00:43:12,694 --> 00:43:15,617
She's a dog expert. A dog yellerer.

643
00:43:15,617 --> 00:43:18,008
Why are you holding him?
He's gonna attack you!

644
00:43:18,008 --> 00:43:21,727
Carlos, you've never actually
met a dog, have you?

645
00:43:21,727 --> 00:43:22,788
Of course not.

646
00:43:22,788 --> 00:43:25,448
Dude, meet Carlos.

647
00:43:25,448 --> 00:43:28,898
Carlos, this is Dude.
He's the campus mutt.

648
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:34,208
He doesn't look like a vicious,
rabid pack animal.

649
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:37,666
Jeez.

650
00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:39,256
You're a good boy, aren't you?

651
00:43:39,256 --> 00:43:44,837
[whimpering]

652
00:43:44,837 --> 00:43:49,618
You're a good boy.

653
00:43:49,618 --> 00:43:52,807
I guess you guys have it pretty rough
on the Island.

654
00:43:52,807 --> 00:43:59,978
Yeah, let's just say
we don't get a lot of belly rubs.

655
00:43:59,978 --> 00:44:01,041
Good boy.

656
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:03,695
I mean, you're a good runner.
You're... You're fast, you know.

657
00:44:03,695 --> 00:44:05,021
Yeah.

658
00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:06,086
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

659
00:44:06,086 --> 00:44:09,274
Listen, I'm gonna give you guys
some space, yeah?

660
00:44:09,274 --> 00:44:11,664
You guys get to know
each other and just,

661
00:44:11,664 --> 00:44:13,260
you know, come find me
when you're done, okay?

662
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:15,915
-Okay.
-I'll see you later.

663
00:44:15,915 --> 00:44:23,884
See you out there.

664
00:44:23,884 --> 00:44:26,805
Hi. Hi. Oh.

665
00:44:26,805 --> 00:44:33,976
Thank you.

666
00:44:33,976 --> 00:44:37,433
Is everybody at home as pretty as you?

667
00:44:37,433 --> 00:44:42,214
I like to think
I'm the fairest of them all.

668
00:44:42,214 --> 00:44:44,866
How many rooms in your castle?

669
00:44:44,866 --> 00:44:50,977
Too many to count.

670
00:44:50,977 --> 00:44:54,164
You really nailed
that chemistry problem today.

671
00:44:54,164 --> 00:44:57,085
You're gonna have
all the nerds in love with you.

672
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,211
-I'm not that smart.
-Oh, come on.

673
00:44:59,211 --> 00:45:01,870
No, really, I'm not.

674
00:45:01,870 --> 00:45:05,586
But I'm really good at sewing
and cooking and cleaning.

675
00:45:05,586 --> 00:45:10,371
You know, like your mother, Cinderella.
Without the ratty dress.

676
00:45:10,371 --> 00:45:12,229
See this?

677
00:45:12,229 --> 00:45:15,416
If I ask it where something is,
it tells me.

678
00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:18,337
-Are you kidding me?
-No.

679
00:45:18,337 --> 00:45:21,258
Where's my cell phone?

680
00:45:21,258 --> 00:45:24,448
It won't work for you, silly.

681
00:45:24,448 --> 00:45:27,100
No biggie.
My dad will just get me a new one.

682
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:29,759
-Prince Charming.
-Yeah.

683
00:45:29,759 --> 00:45:32,416
-And Cinderella.
-Yeah.

684
00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:34,805
Fairy Godmother.

685
00:45:34,805 --> 00:45:38,790
Hey, I heard her wand
is in some boring museum.

686
00:45:38,790 --> 00:45:43,303
Do they always leave it there?

687
00:45:43,303 --> 00:45:45,961
I'd really like to talk, but...

688
00:45:45,961 --> 00:45:48,088
Ah.

689
00:45:48,088 --> 00:45:51,010
I'm just swamped.

690
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,602
Unless...

691
00:45:52,602 --> 00:45:54,193
Unless...

692
00:45:54,193 --> 00:45:56,853
If you could knock all my homework out
along with yours,

693
00:45:56,853 --> 00:46:02,697
then maybe we could
get together sometime, hang.

694
00:46:02,697 --> 00:46:05,088
Okay.

695
00:46:05,088 --> 00:46:07,744
-Thanks, babe.
-Yeah.

696
00:46:07,744 --> 00:46:10,136
Bye.

697
00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:13,321
-I couldn't help but overhear...
-Are you stalking me?

698
00:46:13,321 --> 00:46:15,446
Technically, yes.

699
00:46:15,446 --> 00:46:19,164
I, too, have a fascination
with Fairy Godmother's wand.

700
00:46:19,164 --> 00:46:22,350
Which is another reason I look forward
to the coronation.

701
00:46:22,350 --> 00:46:28,466
Perhaps we could sit next to each other
and discuss its attributes.

702
00:46:28,466 --> 00:46:31,387
Are you saying they use it
in the coronation?

703
00:46:31,387 --> 00:46:42,274
Yes. And asking you out.

704
00:46:42,274 --> 00:46:43,600
Mom said,

705
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,319
"If a boy can't see the beauty within,
then he's not worth it."

706
00:46:47,319 --> 00:46:50,242
Can you believe it?
What world does she live in?

707
00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:53,165
-Auradon.
-Mal, do you like?

708
00:46:53,165 --> 00:46:55,286
Yeah. It's cute.

709
00:46:55,286 --> 00:46:57,151
It brings out your eyes.

710
00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:59,005
I know.

711
00:46:59,005 --> 00:47:00,866
I'll never get a boyfriend.

712
00:47:00,866 --> 00:47:03,260
Boyfriends are overrated.

713
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:05,651
And how would you know, Mal?
You've never had one.

714
00:47:05,651 --> 00:47:08,835
It's 'cause I don't need one, E.

715
00:47:08,835 --> 00:47:10,429
They're a waste of time.

716
00:47:10,429 --> 00:47:11,758
[gasps]

717
00:47:11,758 --> 00:47:13,885
I forgot to do Chad's homework!

718
00:47:13,885 --> 00:47:16,804
Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no.

719
00:47:16,804 --> 00:47:20,521
And that is exactly what I mean.

720
00:47:20,521 --> 00:47:21,587
[knocking]

721
00:47:21,587 --> 00:47:24,772
Hey, guys! I'm Lonnie.

722
00:47:24,772 --> 00:47:27,696
My mom's Mulan?

723
00:47:27,696 --> 00:47:31,149
No? Anyways, I love what you've done
with Jane's hair.

724
00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:35,933
And I know you hate us
and well, you're evil.

725
00:47:35,933 --> 00:47:38,854
But do you think you could do mine?

726
00:47:38,854 --> 00:47:40,709
Why would I do that for you?

727
00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:42,039
I'll pay you $50.

728
00:47:42,039 --> 00:47:44,699
Good answer.
I need to buy more material.

729
00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:47,886
Let's see, I'm thinking,
we lose the bangs,

730
00:47:47,886 --> 00:47:50,538
maybe some layers,
and some highlights.

731
00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:53,196
Yeah, yeah. I want it cool.

732
00:47:53,196 --> 00:47:54,523
Like Mal's.

733
00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:59,571
Really. The split ends, too?

734
00:47:59,571 --> 00:48:06,478
[growls]

735
00:48:06,478 --> 00:48:12,854
Okay...

736
00:48:12,854 --> 00:48:31,977
"Beware, forswear,
replace the old with cool hair."

737
00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:34,632
I know. I know.

738
00:48:34,632 --> 00:48:36,496
It looks like a mop on your head.

739
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:38,617
You know what?
Let's cut it off. Layer it...

740
00:48:38,617 --> 00:48:40,745
No, no, no, no, no, no!

741
00:48:40,745 --> 00:48:43,399
-I love it.
-You do?

742
00:48:43,399 --> 00:48:48,980
It's just...

743
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:51,365
Now I'm cool.

744
00:48:51,365 --> 00:48:59,603
Like ice.

745
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,463
[gasps]

746
00:49:01,463 --> 00:49:03,583
What did I just do?

747
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:05,711
Mom's gonna kill me!

748
00:49:05,711 --> 00:49:08,633
I could really use a tough guy like you.

749
00:49:08,633 --> 00:49:10,761
The team's a bunch of princes,
if you know what I mean.

750
00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:12,085
You're telling me.

751
00:49:12,085 --> 00:49:17,131
It's all, "After you, old chum.
Oh, pardon me, did I bump into you?"

752
00:49:17,131 --> 00:49:20,587
Where I come from,
it's "Prepare to die, sucker!"

753
00:49:20,587 --> 00:49:22,445
As my father says,

754
00:49:22,445 --> 00:49:26,695
"The only way to win is to make sure
everyone else loses! You rip..."

755
00:49:26,695 --> 00:49:29,885
Jay! Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.
Let me explain a team.

756
00:49:29,885 --> 00:49:31,742
It's like a family.

757
00:49:31,742 --> 00:49:34,666
You do not want to be at my house
at dinner time.

758
00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:36,789
Okay, okay,

759
00:49:36,789 --> 00:49:39,980
you know how a body
has a lot of different parts?

760
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:42,630
The legs, elbows, ears.

761
00:49:42,630 --> 00:49:44,760
But they all need each other.

762
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,088
Well, that's what a team is.

763
00:49:46,088 --> 00:49:49,807
Different players
who work together to win.

764
00:49:49,807 --> 00:49:53,790
Make any sense?

765
00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:58,038
Can I be the fist?

766
00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:07,335
[chuckles]

767
00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:11,853
-[whistles]
-Hey...

768
00:50:11,853 --> 00:50:13,182
Did your plan work with Jane?

769
00:50:13,182 --> 00:50:14,509
Are you going over to see the wand?

770
00:50:14,509 --> 00:50:17,697
Do you think that I would be going
through every single spell in this book

771
00:50:17,697 --> 00:50:19,555
if I hadn't completely struck out?

772
00:50:19,555 --> 00:50:20,887
Someone's in a bad mood.

773
00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:23,541
My mom's counting on me!
I can't let her down!

774
00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:28,588
We can do this...

775
00:50:28,588 --> 00:50:31,775
If we stick together.

776
00:50:31,775 --> 00:50:36,025
And we won't go back until we do.

777
00:50:36,025 --> 00:50:37,881
Because we're rotten...

778
00:50:37,881 --> 00:50:40,011
[all] To the core.

779
00:50:40,011 --> 00:50:41,866
Oh, yeah. I found out that
Fairy Godmother blesses Ben

780
00:50:41,866 --> 00:50:45,054
with the wand at coronation
and we all get to go.

781
00:50:45,054 --> 00:50:47,976
I have nothing to wear, of course.

782
00:50:47,976 --> 00:50:50,102
[knocking on door]

783
00:50:50,102 --> 00:50:51,170
What?

784
00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:57,007
Hold that thought.

785
00:50:57,007 --> 00:50:58,869
Hey, Mal.

786
00:50:58,869 --> 00:50:59,929
I didn't see you guys today.

787
00:50:59,929 --> 00:51:03,653
I was just wondering if you had
any questions or anything

788
00:51:03,653 --> 00:51:05,774
that you needed.

789
00:51:05,774 --> 00:51:09,759
Not that I know of.

790
00:51:09,759 --> 00:51:11,084
Okay. All right.

791
00:51:11,084 --> 00:51:14,010
Well, if you need anything, just...

792
00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:16,400
Oh. Wait!

793
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,115
Um, is it true that we all get to go
to your coronation?

794
00:51:20,115 --> 00:51:22,241
Yeah, the whole school goes.

795
00:51:22,241 --> 00:51:23,570
Wow.

796
00:51:23,570 --> 00:51:25,961
That is beyond exciting.

797
00:51:25,961 --> 00:51:28,352
Do you think that it's a possibility
that the four of us

798
00:51:28,352 --> 00:51:30,214
could stand in the front row
next to the Fairy Godmother,

799
00:51:30,214 --> 00:51:35,790
just so we could soak up
all that goodness?

800
00:51:35,790 --> 00:51:37,386
I wish you could.

801
00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:42,960
Up front it's just me, my folks
and my girlfriend.

802
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,413
-And your girlfriend?
-Yeah. I'm sorry.

803
00:51:46,413 --> 00:51:47,744
Okay. Thanks, bye.

804
00:51:47,744 --> 00:51:51,198
Oh, but, no, there's plenty of...

805
00:51:51,198 --> 00:51:52,528
[sighs]

806
00:51:52,528 --> 00:51:57,039
I think it's time that Bennyboo
got himself a new girlfriend.

807
00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:02,091
And I need a love spell.

808
00:52:02,091 --> 00:52:05,011
All right.
It says that we still need one tear,

809
00:52:05,011 --> 00:52:06,869
and I never cry.

810
00:52:06,869 --> 00:52:08,193
Let's just chop up some onions.

811
00:52:08,193 --> 00:52:09,790
No.

812
00:52:09,790 --> 00:52:12,712
It says that we need one tear
of human sadness.

813
00:52:12,712 --> 00:52:14,043
And this love potion
gets the best reviews,

814
00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:15,899
so we have to follow it exactly.

815
00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:18,289
-A tear's a tear...
-That's not true, Jay.

816
00:52:18,289 --> 00:52:20,151
They both have
antibodies and enzymes,

817
00:52:20,151 --> 00:52:21,476
but an emotional tear

818
00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:25,994
has more protein-based hormones
than a reflex tear.

819
00:52:25,994 --> 00:52:27,852
Listen to you.

820
00:52:27,852 --> 00:52:29,708
Yeah, I knew that.

821
00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:32,368
-Did not.
-Yeah, I did.

822
00:52:32,368 --> 00:52:35,820
There you are, Mal!
I was looking for you.

823
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:40,071
You know, all the girls
want you to do their hair!

824
00:52:40,071 --> 00:52:42,994
Midnight snack, huh?
Whatcha guys making?

825
00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,853
Nothing special. Just cookies.

826
00:52:44,853 --> 00:52:49,371
-Oh. No, no!
-Wait, wait, wait!

827
00:52:49,371 --> 00:52:52,024
What? I'm not gonna double dip.

828
00:52:52,024 --> 00:52:53,618
Feel anything?

829
00:52:53,618 --> 00:53:00,262
Yeah, like maybe
it might be missing something?

830
00:53:00,262 --> 00:53:06,103
Hey there.

831
00:53:06,103 --> 00:53:08,759
It could use some chips.

832
00:53:08,759 --> 00:53:10,349
Chips?

833
00:53:10,349 --> 00:53:12,210
And those are...

834
00:53:12,210 --> 00:53:13,805
Chocolate chips.

835
00:53:13,805 --> 00:53:19,383
Just the most important food group.

836
00:53:19,383 --> 00:53:21,773
Wait, didn't your moms
ever make you guys,

837
00:53:21,773 --> 00:53:25,229
like, chocolate chip cookies?

838
00:53:25,229 --> 00:53:28,944
Like, when you're feeling sad,

839
00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:31,334
and they're fresh from the oven,

840
00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:34,261
with a big old glass of milk
and she just makes you laugh

841
00:53:34,261 --> 00:53:43,023
and puts everything
into perspective and...

842
00:53:43,023 --> 00:53:46,475
Why are you all looking at me like that?

843
00:53:46,475 --> 00:53:50,461
It's just different where we're from.

844
00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:54,179
Yeah, I know.
I just, you know, I thought...

845
00:53:54,179 --> 00:53:59,759
Even villains love their kids.

846
00:53:59,759 --> 00:54:08,790
Oh.

847
00:54:08,790 --> 00:54:16,225
How awful.

848
00:54:16,225 --> 00:54:20,213
Yeah, well, big bummer,
but we have to get these into the oven,

849
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:21,806
so thank you so much for coming by.

850
00:54:21,806 --> 00:54:23,132
Really, really have a good night.

851
00:54:23,132 --> 00:54:25,259
-Okay, okay.
-I'll see you tomorrow. Evil dreams.

852
00:54:25,259 --> 00:54:28,976
-Good night.
-Good night, see you tomorrow.

853
00:54:28,976 --> 00:54:31,370
Okay, boys, cookie sheet.

854
00:54:31,370 --> 00:54:36,414
-Evie, oven.
-[Evie] Yes, ma'am.

855
00:54:36,414 --> 00:54:41,994
[girls laughing]

856
00:54:41,994 --> 00:54:43,854
[girl 1] Look, it's Mal.
[girl 2] Hi, Mal!

857
00:54:43,854 --> 00:54:49,428
Love my hair, Mal!

858
00:54:49,428 --> 00:54:52,086
Are you feeling kind of weird about this?

859
00:54:52,086 --> 00:54:54,478
I mean, it's not so bad here, you know.

860
00:54:54,478 --> 00:54:56,068
Are you insane?

861
00:54:56,068 --> 00:54:57,933
Long live evil!

862
00:54:57,933 --> 00:54:59,788
You're mean! You're awful!

863
00:54:59,788 --> 00:55:01,914
You're bad news!

864
00:55:01,914 --> 00:55:04,574
Snap out of it!

865
00:55:04,574 --> 00:55:10,147
Thanks, Mal. I needed that.

866
00:55:10,147 --> 00:55:12,271
Do you think they actually
paid for those?

867
00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:13,604
[Jay] Oh. Hello.

868
00:55:13,604 --> 00:55:14,929
The name's Jay.

869
00:55:14,929 --> 00:55:16,258
You all going to the
tourney game tonight?

870
00:55:16,258 --> 00:55:17,855
[girls] Yeah.

871
00:55:17,855 --> 00:55:19,977
Keep a lookout for
number eight, all right?

872
00:55:19,977 --> 00:55:22,101
-Scoring the winning goal.
-[girls] Okay.

873
00:55:22,101 --> 00:55:25,552
She did it to Jane's hair, too, and
Fairy Godmother's not happy about it.

874
00:55:25,552 --> 00:55:26,884
What's the harm?

875
00:55:26,884 --> 00:55:29,008
It's gateway magic!

876
00:55:29,008 --> 00:55:30,869
Sure, it starts with the hair.

877
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:33,258
Next thing you know
it's the lips and the legs

878
00:55:33,258 --> 00:55:35,118
and the clothes and then
everybody looks good

879
00:55:35,118 --> 00:55:38,571
and then where will I be?

880
00:55:38,571 --> 00:55:40,431
Listen, Audrey...

881
00:55:40,431 --> 00:55:41,493
I will see you at the game

882
00:55:41,493 --> 00:55:44,147
after my dress-fitting
for the coronation, okay?

883
00:55:44,147 --> 00:55:47,071
-Okay.
-Bye, Bennyboo.

884
00:55:47,071 --> 00:55:50,526
Bye.

885
00:55:50,526 --> 00:55:52,383
Hey, Bennyboo!

886
00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:54,509
Hey.

887
00:55:54,509 --> 00:55:55,839
I just made a batch of cookies.

888
00:55:55,839 --> 00:55:57,167
Double chocolate chip,
do you want one?

889
00:55:57,167 --> 00:56:00,354
I've got a big game.
I don't eat before a big game.

890
00:56:00,354 --> 00:56:02,213
But thank you so, so much. Thank you.

891
00:56:02,213 --> 00:56:04,603
-Next time. Next time.
-No, yeah.

892
00:56:04,603 --> 00:56:06,193
I completely understand.

893
00:56:06,193 --> 00:56:08,324
"Be careful of treats offered
by kids of villains."

894
00:56:08,324 --> 00:56:09,380
No, no, no.

895
00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:10,978
No, I'm sure every kid
in Auradon knows that.

896
00:56:10,978 --> 00:56:12,835
No, no. That's not it.
No, no, no. I really do... I have...

897
00:56:12,835 --> 00:56:16,291
No, I get it. You're cautious.
That's smart.

898
00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:18,146
Oh, well, more for me, I guess.

899
00:56:18,146 --> 00:56:20,538
No, no. Hey...

900
00:56:20,538 --> 00:56:23,461
See that? Totally trust you.

901
00:56:23,461 --> 00:56:28,243
Totally.

902
00:56:28,243 --> 00:56:29,837
-How are they?
-They're good.

903
00:56:29,837 --> 00:56:31,963
They're great! They're amazing!

904
00:56:31,963 --> 00:56:33,293
They're...

905
00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:37,011
I mean, they're chewy and, you know,
they... Is that walnuts?

906
00:56:37,011 --> 00:56:39,401
I love walnuts.

907
00:56:39,401 --> 00:56:44,446
I mean, you know, the chocolate...
[clears throat] The chocolate...

908
00:56:44,446 --> 00:56:47,365
Chocolate chips are...

909
00:56:47,365 --> 00:56:51,350
I'm sorry, um...

910
00:56:51,350 --> 00:56:56,134
They're warm and soft.

911
00:56:56,134 --> 00:57:00,118
And they're sweet...

912
00:57:00,118 --> 00:57:05,963
Mal, have you always had those little
golden flecks in your eyes?

913
00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:08,350
How you feeling, bro?

914
00:57:08,350 --> 00:57:10,212
I feel...

915
00:57:10,212 --> 00:57:12,068
I feel...

916
00:57:12,068 --> 00:57:16,055
I feel like singing your name.

917
00:57:16,055 --> 00:57:20,038
[singing] Mal! Mal!

918
00:57:20,038 --> 00:57:24,025
[♪ music playing]

919
00:57:24,025 --> 00:57:25,350
[all singing] Ohayohay!

920
00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:26,679
[announcer] This
is a nail-biter, folks.

921
00:57:26,679 --> 00:57:28,273
There's 47 seconds left on the clock.

922
00:57:28,273 --> 00:57:30,664
We're all tied up.
The Sherwood Falcons, two.

923
00:57:30,664 --> 00:57:31,994
The Fighting Knights, two.

924
00:57:31,994 --> 00:57:34,383
What a game between
Auradon's fiercest rivals.

925
00:57:34,383 --> 00:57:35,709
-Get 'em, Chad.
-Thanks, Jay.

926
00:57:35,709 --> 00:57:36,777
[all singing] Ohayohay!

927
00:57:36,777 --> 00:57:38,371
[announcer] As the
teams get into their huddles

928
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:39,698
and take up positions
along the Kill Zone.

929
00:57:39,698 --> 00:57:40,756
Akiho!

930
00:57:40,756 --> 00:57:42,086
[announcer] The dragoneers
have been lying down

931
00:57:42,086 --> 00:57:43,681
-a withering hail of fire.
-You're up!

932
00:57:43,681 --> 00:57:45,007
And now a substitution
by Coach Jenkins.

933
00:57:45,007 --> 00:57:47,135
Coach, how about my buddy here?

934
00:57:47,135 --> 00:57:48,196
Oh, no.

935
00:57:48,196 --> 00:57:50,321
-Not so sure about that.
-Coach, he's been practicing.

936
00:57:50,321 --> 00:57:51,651
-Jay...
-And you said yourself

937
00:57:51,651 --> 00:57:53,240
a team is made up of a bunch of parts.

938
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,306
Jay, I'm not that good.

939
00:57:54,306 --> 00:57:57,762
Well, he's kind of like my brain.

940
00:57:57,762 --> 00:58:00,413
Amir!

941
00:58:00,413 --> 00:58:01,742
You heard him.

942
00:58:01,742 --> 00:58:02,807
Get out there!

943
00:58:02,807 --> 00:58:04,399
Don't worry, bro. I got your back.

944
00:58:04,399 --> 00:58:05,991
How about my front?

945
00:58:05,991 --> 00:58:08,384
Get out there.

946
00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:11,573
[announcer] He's bringing that
hothead Jay in from the Isle of the Lost

947
00:58:11,573 --> 00:58:14,491
and that little guy Carlos
who can barely hold a shield.

948
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,084
-Break!
-Knights!

949
00:58:16,084 --> 00:58:18,479
When they break from their huddles,
this is gonna be a big moment here.

950
00:58:18,479 --> 00:58:20,605
-And the tipoff is ready.
-[whistle blows]

951
00:58:20,605 --> 00:58:22,460
Here we go.

952
00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:24,320
Long pass goes to Jay.

953
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,444
Jay dishes off to Prince Ben.

954
00:58:26,444 --> 00:58:28,040
-[grunts]
-[groans]

955
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,166
-Nice little block by Carlos.
-Stay down!

956
00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:31,760
He does a little dancing jig
in the opponent's face.

957
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,617
And now Jay gets the ball back.

958
00:58:33,617 --> 00:58:34,680
Here comes Jay.

959
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,543
Jay, hurdling maneuver at mid-field.

960
00:58:36,543 --> 00:58:37,602
[Ben] I'm open!

961
00:58:37,602 --> 00:58:40,260
Jay makes a nice pass to Prince Ben
through the Kill Zone.

962
00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:41,320
Jay!

963
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,648
Big block by Chad!

964
00:58:42,648 --> 00:58:45,305
Prince Ben moves over wide,
gives it back to Jay.

965
00:58:45,305 --> 00:58:46,366
He's in the clear!

966
00:58:46,366 --> 00:58:47,428
Shot!

967
00:58:47,428 --> 00:58:50,353
Oh! What a save by Philip,
the Falcons' goalkeeper!

968
00:58:50,353 --> 00:58:52,214
-Come on!
-All right, all right, let's do it!

969
00:58:52,214 --> 00:58:53,275
Come on, guys!

970
00:58:53,275 --> 00:58:54,604
Come on, hustle, hustle!

971
00:58:54,604 --> 00:58:55,663
[announcer] Twenty-three
seconds left.

972
00:58:55,663 --> 00:58:57,259
You could cut the tension with a sword.

973
00:58:57,259 --> 00:58:59,118
The long ball is played into Jay.

974
00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:01,773
Jay, great jump, great leap.

975
00:59:01,773 --> 00:59:03,633
And a great move by Jay.

976
00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:05,494
Big block from Chad.

977
00:59:05,494 --> 00:59:08,150
Jay dishes off to Prince Ben.

978
00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:10,274
And then Carlos with a big block,
goes down.

979
00:59:10,274 --> 00:59:12,135
Jay through the Kill Zone,
picks up Carlos.

980
00:59:12,135 --> 00:59:13,200
-Let's go!
-I got it!

981
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,528
He's being hammered by dragon fire.

982
00:59:14,528 --> 00:59:15,854
-Still going on.
-Get down!

983
00:59:15,854 --> 00:59:17,181
Jay, hurdling maneuvering at mid-field.

984
00:59:17,181 --> 00:59:18,511
He's in the clear.

985
00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:20,104
The ball goes back to Jay.

986
00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:21,696
-Hey, Jay!
-Carlos?

987
00:59:21,696 --> 00:59:23,554
Go up!

988
00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:24,617
Ben!

989
00:59:24,617 --> 00:59:26,214
[announcer] He passes
to Prince Ben.

990
00:59:26,214 --> 00:59:27,275
He scores!

991
00:59:27,275 --> 00:59:31,257
[cheering]

992
00:59:31,257 --> 00:59:33,382
Prince Ben has won it!

993
00:59:33,382 --> 00:59:36,304
What an unselfish play by Jay!

994
00:59:36,304 --> 00:59:37,632
What a team!

995
00:59:37,632 --> 00:59:39,493
Incredible!

996
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:42,678
And it's the new guys, Jay and Carlos,

997
00:59:42,678 --> 00:59:45,340
who set up the prince for the winner.

998
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,398
What a victory!

999
00:59:46,398 --> 00:59:51,445
An absolutely wonderful end
to one of the best games ever!

1000
00:59:51,445 --> 00:59:52,508
Here they come, folks.

1001
00:59:52,508 --> 00:59:53,838
The winners of the first...

1002
00:59:53,838 --> 00:59:55,429
Excuse me.

1003
00:59:55,429 --> 01:00:02,869
Excuse me.
Can I have your attention, please?

1004
01:00:02,869 --> 01:00:13,492
There's something I'd like to say.

1005
01:00:13,492 --> 01:00:15,090
Give me an "M"!

1006
01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,743
[all] "M"!

1007
01:00:17,743 --> 01:00:19,337
Give me an "A"!

1008
01:00:19,337 --> 01:00:21,195
[all] "A"!

1009
01:00:21,195 --> 01:00:22,261
Give me an "L"!

1010
01:00:22,261 --> 01:00:24,116
[all] "L"!

1011
01:00:24,116 --> 01:00:25,444
What does that spell?

1012
01:00:25,444 --> 01:00:27,305
[all] Mal!

1013
01:00:27,305 --> 01:00:28,632
Come on, I can't hear you!

1014
01:00:28,632 --> 01:00:30,229
[all] Mal!

1015
01:00:30,229 --> 01:00:31,292
I love you, Mal!

1016
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:32,616
Did I mention that?

1017
01:00:32,616 --> 01:00:33,677
[all exclaiming]

1018
01:00:33,677 --> 01:00:36,334
[whimpers]

1019
01:00:36,334 --> 01:00:37,663
Give me a beat!

1020
01:00:37,663 --> 01:00:39,261
[counting in spanish]

1021
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:43,774
[♪ music playing]

1022
01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:44,837
Oh, my God!

1023
01:00:44,837 --> 01:00:47,493
-What was in that cookie?
-Cookie!

1024
01:00:47,493 --> 01:03:12,788
[singing]

1025
01:03:12,788 --> 01:03:14,380
I love you, Mal!

1026
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:15,447
Did I mention that?

1027
01:03:15,447 --> 01:03:16,506
Chad's my boyfriend now!

1028
01:03:16,506 --> 01:03:17,835
Hey!

1029
01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:19,429
And I'm going to
the coronation with him.

1030
01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:22,880
So, I don't need your pity date.

1031
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,069
Mal! Will you go to
the coronation with me?

1032
01:03:26,069 --> 01:03:27,664
Yes!

1033
01:03:27,664 --> 01:03:30,584
She said yes!

1034
01:03:30,584 --> 01:03:31,648
[Jay] Let's go, Ben.

1035
01:03:31,648 --> 01:03:33,776
The whole team's waiting for you.

1036
01:03:33,776 --> 01:03:36,961
-Yeah.
-Bye.

1037
01:03:36,961 --> 01:03:39,353
Whoo!

1038
01:03:39,353 --> 01:03:40,416
[announcer] What a victory.

1039
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:42,808
What a day for the Auradon Knights,

1040
01:03:42,808 --> 01:03:45,728
finally winning back the trophy
after so many years.

1041
01:03:45,728 --> 01:03:48,385
I feel really sorry for Audrey.

1042
01:03:48,385 --> 01:03:51,570
-You do?
-Yeah.

1043
01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:55,822
I feel like if she were talented like you,
and she knew how to sew

1044
01:03:55,822 --> 01:03:57,416
and knew beauty tips,

1045
01:03:57,416 --> 01:04:01,402
that she wouldn't need a prince
to make her feel better about herself.

1046
01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:02,990
I guess I am kind of talented.

1047
01:04:02,990 --> 01:04:05,119
You are definitely gifted.

1048
01:04:05,119 --> 01:04:06,449
Thanks, M.

1049
01:04:06,449 --> 01:04:08,042
Yeah, yeah!

1050
01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:09,901
[announcer] And there he is!

1051
01:04:09,901 --> 01:04:12,555
Jay, the most valuable player!

1052
01:04:12,555 --> 01:04:14,148
How do you like that?

1053
01:04:14,148 --> 01:04:23,974
-See?
-Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1054
01:04:23,974 --> 01:04:29,819
Looking for something?

1055
01:04:29,819 --> 01:04:31,415
Thank you, Chad.

1056
01:04:31,415 --> 01:04:36,994
It's gratifying to see someone
still respects the honor code.

1057
01:04:36,994 --> 01:04:39,649
It will be my recommendation
that you are expelled.

1058
01:04:39,649 --> 01:04:41,506
-Mr. Deley, I...
-But that isn't fair.

1059
01:04:41,506 --> 01:04:44,961
Obviously she wasn't cheating since
she didn't have that... Whatever it is.

1060
01:04:44,961 --> 01:04:47,089
-It's called a magic...
-You're not helping, stop.

1061
01:04:47,089 --> 01:04:48,679
Maybe she needed another pencil.

1062
01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:51,599
-Actually, I was...
-Really. Don't help.

1063
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:52,931
Please.

1064
01:04:52,931 --> 01:04:53,990
Please.

1065
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:55,054
Well, if you can pass this test,

1066
01:04:55,054 --> 01:04:58,773
I'll return your property
and let the matter drop.

1067
01:04:58,773 --> 01:05:13,118
[mouthing] Thank you.

1068
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:17,633
For the first time it's like
I'm more than just a pretty face.

1069
01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:21,886
A shocker, huh?

1070
01:05:21,886 --> 01:05:23,748
You were pretty great in there.

1071
01:05:23,748 --> 01:05:26,398
So were you.

1072
01:05:26,398 --> 01:05:29,584
I bet I can get an "A" on the next test
without the mirror.

1073
01:05:29,584 --> 01:05:31,979
Yeah. Well, maybe we can get together
and we'll hang out with...

1074
01:05:31,979 --> 01:05:33,303
Yeah, let's get together.

1075
01:05:33,303 --> 01:05:34,634
There you are!

1076
01:05:34,634 --> 01:05:36,494
I have been looking for you
literally everywhere!

1077
01:05:36,494 --> 01:05:37,820
What's wrong?

1078
01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:40,477
Ben just asked me out on...

1079
01:05:40,477 --> 01:05:42,603
[sighs]

1080
01:05:42,603 --> 01:05:44,726
A date.

1081
01:05:44,726 --> 01:05:46,059
-Nice.
-We can handle this.

1082
01:05:46,059 --> 01:05:47,916
-Bye.
-Bye.

1083
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,772
-You're looking a little pale...
-Well, yeah, of course.

1084
01:05:49,772 --> 01:05:51,633
...but I can fix that with some gloss
and some blush.

1085
01:05:51,633 --> 01:05:54,026
-No.
-Mal, I can use the...

1086
01:05:54,026 --> 01:05:58,272
-No, no, no.
-Don't be scared.

1087
01:05:58,272 --> 01:06:07,039
[bell chiming]

1088
01:06:07,039 --> 01:06:09,162
Okay. Easy on the blush.

1089
01:06:09,162 --> 01:06:11,555
I don't want to scare him away.

1090
01:06:11,555 --> 01:06:12,884
Not that I could.

1091
01:06:12,884 --> 01:06:13,945
Please.

1092
01:06:13,945 --> 01:06:17,135
My mom taught me how to
apply blush before I could talk.

1093
01:06:17,135 --> 01:06:22,979
Always use upward strokes.

1094
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:26,166
My mom was never really
big on make-up tips.

1095
01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:27,490
I never had a sister.

1096
01:06:27,490 --> 01:06:29,090
Well, now you do.

1097
01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:31,742
We're gonna need all the family
we can get if we don't pull this off.

1098
01:06:31,742 --> 01:06:34,661
My mother's not a barrel of laughs
when she doesn't get her way.

1099
01:06:34,661 --> 01:06:37,585
Just ask Snow White.

1100
01:06:37,585 --> 01:06:39,709
Are you afraid of her?

1101
01:06:39,709 --> 01:06:40,774
Sometimes.

1102
01:06:40,774 --> 01:06:44,227
Are you afraid of your mom?

1103
01:06:44,227 --> 01:06:48,746
I just really want her to be proud of me.

1104
01:06:48,746 --> 01:06:53,256
She gets so angry with me
when I disappoint her.

1105
01:06:53,256 --> 01:06:57,776
And... Yeah, she's my mom,
so I know she loves me

1106
01:06:57,776 --> 01:07:02,288
in her own way.

1107
01:07:02,288 --> 01:07:03,883
Moving on. Come see.

1108
01:07:03,883 --> 01:07:10,787
-Are we done?
-Yeah.

1109
01:07:10,787 --> 01:07:12,912
[laughs]

1110
01:07:12,912 --> 01:07:14,775
I know.

1111
01:07:14,775 --> 01:07:17,963
-I look...
-Say it.

1112
01:07:17,963 --> 01:07:19,289
Not hideous.

1113
01:07:19,289 --> 01:07:30,182
Not even close.

1114
01:07:30,182 --> 01:07:33,896
[knocking on door]

1115
01:07:33,896 --> 01:07:37,089
[sighs]

1116
01:07:37,089 --> 01:07:42,663
For the first time, I understand the
difference between pretty and beautiful.

1117
01:07:42,663 --> 01:07:47,449
I hope you like bikes.

1118
01:07:47,449 --> 01:08:21,179
[chuckles]

1119
01:08:21,179 --> 01:08:24,901
[Ben] Tell me something about yourself
that you've never told anyone.

1120
01:08:24,901 --> 01:08:26,225
[Mal] Um...

1121
01:08:26,225 --> 01:08:29,413
My middle name is Bertha.

1122
01:08:29,413 --> 01:08:31,807
-Bertha?
-Yeah.

1123
01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:33,131
Bertha.

1124
01:08:33,131 --> 01:08:34,727
Just my mom doing what she does best.

1125
01:08:34,727 --> 01:08:37,115
Being really, really evil.

1126
01:08:37,115 --> 01:08:41,368
Mal Bertha.

1127
01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:42,959
[Ben] Mine's Florian.

1128
01:08:42,959 --> 01:08:44,292
Florian?

1129
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:46,418
-Yeah. [chuckles]
-How princely.

1130
01:08:46,418 --> 01:08:47,746
[Mal] That's almost worse.

1131
01:08:47,746 --> 01:08:49,334
[Ben] I mean, you know,
it's better than Bertha.

1132
01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:50,934
-But it's still not...
-[Mal] Okay.

1133
01:08:50,934 --> 01:08:52,789
Watch your foot. Yeah.

1134
01:08:52,789 --> 01:08:54,912
-Are you good?
-Mmm-hmm.

1135
01:08:54,912 --> 01:08:59,961
Now, step up. There you go.

1136
01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:03,680
You ready?

1137
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:12,977
Open.

1138
01:09:12,977 --> 01:09:20,417
Go on.

1139
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,337
Mmm.

1140
01:09:23,337 --> 01:09:25,725
Is this your first time?

1141
01:09:25,725 --> 01:09:28,650
Mmm...

1142
01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:31,834
We don't really date much
on the island.

1143
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,757
It's more like

1144
01:09:34,757 --> 01:09:36,086
gang activity.

1145
01:09:36,086 --> 01:09:37,415
[chuckles] Um...

1146
01:09:37,415 --> 01:09:41,396
I meant, is this your first time
eating a jelly donut.

1147
01:09:41,396 --> 01:09:44,057
Is it bad?

1148
01:09:44,057 --> 01:09:45,116
You got a...

1149
01:09:45,116 --> 01:09:46,444
Just a...

1150
01:09:46,444 --> 01:09:49,367
I mean, yeah, do this.

1151
01:09:49,367 --> 01:09:50,960
Gone?

1152
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,882
You can't take me anywhere, I guess.

1153
01:09:53,882 --> 01:09:55,742
You know, I've done all the talking.

1154
01:09:55,742 --> 01:09:56,807
Your turn.

1155
01:09:56,807 --> 01:10:00,257
I really don't know that much about you.

1156
01:10:00,257 --> 01:10:03,976
Tell me something.

1157
01:10:03,976 --> 01:10:08,232
Well, I'm 16.

1158
01:10:08,232 --> 01:10:09,821
I'm an only child.

1159
01:10:09,821 --> 01:10:12,211
And I've only ever lived in one place.

1160
01:10:12,211 --> 01:10:14,335
Me, too. That... We have
so much in common already.

1161
01:10:14,335 --> 01:10:16,200
No.

1162
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:20,980
Trust me, we do not.

1163
01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:23,370
And now you're gonna be king.

1164
01:10:23,370 --> 01:10:28,418
-Yeah.
-What?

1165
01:10:28,418 --> 01:10:31,069
The crown doesn't make you a king.

1166
01:10:31,069 --> 01:10:34,261
Well, it kind of does.

1167
01:10:34,261 --> 01:10:36,381
No, it...

1168
01:10:36,381 --> 01:10:39,042
Your mother is Mistress of Evil

1169
01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:43,291
and I've got the poster parents
for goodness.

1170
01:10:43,291 --> 01:10:45,945
But we're not automatically like them.

1171
01:10:45,945 --> 01:10:49,136
We get to choose who we're gonna be.

1172
01:10:49,136 --> 01:10:51,788
And right now,

1173
01:10:51,788 --> 01:10:55,506
I can look into your eyes
and I can tell you're not evil.

1174
01:10:55,506 --> 01:11:02,148
I can see it.

1175
01:11:02,148 --> 01:11:03,743
Let's go for a swim.

1176
01:11:03,743 --> 01:11:05,338
-What? Right now?
-Come on.

1177
01:11:05,338 --> 01:11:07,196
Yeah, right now.

1178
01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:08,788
I think I'm just gonna stay here.

1179
01:11:08,788 --> 01:11:10,119
No, no, no. Come on.

1180
01:11:10,119 --> 01:11:12,506
I think I'm gonna stay behind
and try a strawberry.

1181
01:11:12,506 --> 01:11:15,429
I've literally never tried
a strawberry before.

1182
01:11:15,429 --> 01:11:17,288
Mmm.

1183
01:11:17,288 --> 01:11:19,945
Mmm.

1184
01:11:19,945 --> 01:11:23,930
-Don't eat all of them.
-Okay.

1185
01:11:23,930 --> 01:11:41,996
Ah!

1186
01:11:41,996 --> 01:11:45,445
Are those little crowns on your shorts?

1187
01:11:45,445 --> 01:11:51,022
Maybe.

1188
01:11:51,022 --> 01:11:53,944
-[loud grunting]
-[chuckling]

1189
01:11:53,944 --> 01:11:58,198
[screaming] Ha-ha!

1190
01:11:58,198 --> 01:12:06,431
[laughing]

1191
01:12:06,431 --> 01:14:21,631
[singing]

1192
01:14:21,631 --> 01:14:23,492
Ben?

1193
01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:26,950
Ben?

1194
01:14:26,950 --> 01:14:50,852
[echoing] Ben?

1195
01:14:50,852 --> 01:14:53,246
Ugh.

1196
01:14:53,246 --> 01:14:55,102
You scared me!

1197
01:14:55,102 --> 01:14:56,430
-You can't swim?
-No!

1198
01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:58,023
You live on an island!

1199
01:14:58,023 --> 01:15:00,683
Yeah, with a barrier
around it, remember?

1200
01:15:00,683 --> 01:15:01,742
[grunts]

1201
01:15:01,742 --> 01:15:04,131
And you still tried to save me.

1202
01:15:04,131 --> 01:15:06,526
Yeah. And do you thank me? No!

1203
01:15:06,526 --> 01:15:09,711
All I get is soaking wet!

1204
01:15:09,711 --> 01:15:15,025
And this fancy rock.

1205
01:15:15,025 --> 01:15:16,352
It's yours.

1206
01:15:16,352 --> 01:15:20,869
Make a wish
and throw it back in the lake.

1207
01:15:20,869 --> 01:15:26,447
Argh!

1208
01:15:26,447 --> 01:15:47,698
What...

1209
01:15:47,698 --> 01:15:49,820
Um, Mal.

1210
01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:55,401
I told you that I loved you.

1211
01:15:55,401 --> 01:15:58,587
What about you?

1212
01:15:58,587 --> 01:16:10,539
Do you love me?

1213
01:16:10,539 --> 01:16:23,822
I don't know what love feels like.

1214
01:16:23,822 --> 01:16:34,449
Maybe I can teach you.

1215
01:16:34,449 --> 01:16:37,103
Children, excuse me. Um...

1216
01:16:37,103 --> 01:16:41,883
As you know, this Sunday is Family Day
here at Auradon Prep.

1217
01:16:41,883 --> 01:16:47,732
And because your parents
can't be here due to distance,

1218
01:16:47,732 --> 01:16:56,226
we've arranged for a special treat.

1219
01:16:56,226 --> 01:17:00,210
I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

1220
01:17:00,210 --> 01:17:01,275
[Godmother] Kids!

1221
01:17:01,275 --> 01:17:04,462
-Is it... Is it... Is...
-Press enter.

1222
01:17:04,462 --> 01:17:06,850
Can I please see a remote?
Is this thing on?

1223
01:17:06,850 --> 01:17:08,442
[Maleficent] It's broken.

1224
01:17:08,442 --> 01:17:10,303
I hate electronic...

1225
01:17:10,303 --> 01:17:11,367
-[monitor beeps]
-[Evil Queen] Oh.

1226
01:17:11,367 --> 01:17:13,758
Evie, it's Mommy.

1227
01:17:13,758 --> 01:17:16,149
Look how beautiful.

1228
01:17:16,149 --> 01:17:17,210
You know what they say,

1229
01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:19,869
the poison apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.

1230
01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:22,261
Don't you mean the weeds?

1231
01:17:22,261 --> 01:17:24,382
Who's the old bat?

1232
01:17:24,382 --> 01:17:26,507
This is Fairy Godmother.

1233
01:17:26,507 --> 01:17:29,696
Still doing tricks with eggplants?

1234
01:17:29,696 --> 01:17:33,146
I turned a pumpkin
into a beautiful carriage!

1235
01:17:33,146 --> 01:17:35,804
You really couldn't give
Cinderella till 1:00 a.m.?

1236
01:17:35,804 --> 01:17:37,133
I mean, really.

1237
01:17:37,133 --> 01:17:40,855
What, the hamsters had to be back
on their little wheels?

1238
01:17:40,855 --> 01:17:42,177
They were mice!

1239
01:17:42,177 --> 01:17:43,773
They were not... They were mice.

1240
01:17:43,773 --> 01:17:45,633
-They were not...
-Thank you so much. Thank you.

1241
01:17:45,633 --> 01:17:46,696
-Thank you.
-They were mice.

1242
01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:47,761
Hi, Mom.

1243
01:17:47,761 --> 01:17:49,617
[gasps] Mal!

1244
01:17:49,617 --> 01:17:51,739
[stammering] I miss you.

1245
01:17:51,739 --> 01:17:53,868
You children are never far
from our thoughts.

1246
01:17:53,868 --> 01:17:54,932
I got it.

1247
01:17:54,932 --> 01:17:57,322
How long must
Mommy wait to see you?

1248
01:17:57,322 --> 01:18:01,837
There's a big coronation coming up.
I think probably sometime after that.

1249
01:18:01,837 --> 01:18:04,492
-When?
-Friday, 10:00 a.m.

1250
01:18:04,492 --> 01:18:07,148
You sure I can't see you before that?

1251
01:18:07,148 --> 01:18:10,866
I don't know what I'll do if I don't get
my hands on that magic...

1252
01:18:10,866 --> 01:18:14,319
You, you little nugget
that I love so much.

1253
01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:15,647
[Jafar] We love you so much.

1254
01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:18,302
Yes, I completely understand, Mother.

1255
01:18:18,302 --> 01:18:21,494
Carlos, is that a dog?

1256
01:18:21,494 --> 01:18:22,819
[Dude whimpers]

1257
01:18:22,819 --> 01:18:25,214
-Yes, yes, baby, I do understand.
-[toy squeaking]

1258
01:18:25,214 --> 01:18:27,604
It would make
the perfect size for earmuffs.

1259
01:18:27,604 --> 01:18:28,665
[laughs evilly]

1260
01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:31,854
-He's the perfect size for a pet.
-[gasps]

1261
01:18:31,854 --> 01:18:34,245
This dog loves me and I love him!

1262
01:18:34,245 --> 01:18:36,371
And FYI, your dog is stuffed!

1263
01:18:36,371 --> 01:18:37,432
Oh!

1264
01:18:37,432 --> 01:18:39,287
So, give it a rest!

1265
01:18:39,287 --> 01:18:40,616
[chuckles] Oh!

1266
01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:42,743
Burn!

1267
01:18:42,743 --> 01:18:45,666
Why don't you go sell a toaster,
you two-bit salesman!

1268
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:48,584
People who talk to stuffed animals
shouldn't throw stones!

1269
01:18:48,584 --> 01:18:49,916
[Cruella] Well, people
who sell toasters

1270
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:50,978
shouldn't use mixed metaphors!

1271
01:18:50,978 --> 01:18:54,697
[Evil Queen] Enough!

1272
01:18:54,697 --> 01:18:56,290
I'm so sorry.

1273
01:18:56,290 --> 01:18:58,413
Thanks for the special treat.

1274
01:18:58,413 --> 01:19:04,522
Of course.

1275
01:19:04,522 --> 01:19:06,912
M?

1276
01:19:06,912 --> 01:19:11,429
What do you think our parents are
gonna do to us if we don't pull this off?

1277
01:19:11,429 --> 01:19:15,681
I think they will be
quietly disappointed in us,

1278
01:19:15,681 --> 01:19:20,728
but ultimately proud of us
for doing our best.

1279
01:19:20,728 --> 01:19:22,324
Really?

1280
01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:24,979
No, I think we are definitely goners.

1281
01:19:24,979 --> 01:19:30,819
Yeah.

1282
01:19:30,819 --> 01:19:32,681
[Mal] Okay, we all
know what this looks like.

1283
01:19:32,681 --> 01:19:35,600
So, we'll be up on the dais
under the Beast's spell jar,

1284
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,195
and we'll be coming in from here.

1285
01:19:37,195 --> 01:19:38,523
I will be in the very front.

1286
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,914
-You all will be up in the balcony.
-[Evie] Okay.

1287
01:19:40,914 --> 01:19:41,978
Carlos?

1288
01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,633
Okay, so I'll find our limo,
so we can break the barrier

1289
01:19:44,633 --> 01:19:46,492
and get back on the island
with the wand.

1290
01:19:46,492 --> 01:19:47,823
[Mal] Perfect.

1291
01:19:47,823 --> 01:19:49,413
-Evie?
-Yeah?

1292
01:19:49,413 --> 01:19:51,540
You will use this to take out the driver.

1293
01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,396
Two sprays and he'll be out like a light.

1294
01:19:53,396 --> 01:19:59,509
Okay.

1295
01:19:59,509 --> 01:20:04,824
[sighs]

1296
01:20:04,824 --> 01:20:06,946
[inaudible]

1297
01:20:06,946 --> 01:20:08,541
M?

1298
01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:12,522
You want to break Ben's love spell?

1299
01:20:12,522 --> 01:20:14,650
Yeah.

1300
01:20:14,650 --> 01:20:16,776
You know, for after.

1301
01:20:16,776 --> 01:20:20,761
I don't...

1302
01:20:20,761 --> 01:20:22,884
I've just been thinking, you know,

1303
01:20:22,884 --> 01:20:25,539
when the villains finally
do invade Auradon,

1304
01:20:25,539 --> 01:20:29,787
and begin to loot
and kick everyone out of their castles

1305
01:20:29,787 --> 01:20:35,366
and imprison their leaders and
destroy all that is good and beautiful,

1306
01:20:35,366 --> 01:20:40,411
Ben still being in love with me
just seems a little extra

1307
01:20:40,411 --> 01:20:47,849
cruel.

1308
01:20:47,849 --> 01:21:11,491
M?

1309
01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:26,103
[Dude whimpers]

1310
01:21:26,103 --> 01:21:49,743
[singing]

1311
01:21:49,743 --> 01:21:55,319
[crying]

1312
01:21:55,319 --> 01:21:57,179
[scattered chatter]

1313
01:21:57,179 --> 01:21:58,772
[♪ music playing]

1314
01:21:58,772 --> 01:23:28,292
[singing]

1315
01:23:28,292 --> 01:23:35,994
[cheering]

1316
01:23:35,994 --> 01:23:37,584
Oh!

1317
01:23:37,584 --> 01:23:38,918
Mmm...

1318
01:23:38,918 --> 01:23:44,228
[Belle] That was so lovely!
[chuckles]

1319
01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:47,678
Mmm...

1320
01:23:47,678 --> 01:23:51,667
[laughing]

1321
01:23:51,667 --> 01:23:52,726
[Ben] Just here?

1322
01:23:52,726 --> 01:23:54,856
-Ready?
-[Belle] Just stand still against me.

1323
01:23:54,856 --> 01:23:55,914
[Belle sighs]

1324
01:23:55,914 --> 01:23:58,571
Oh. By the way, I have a new girlfriend.

1325
01:23:58,571 --> 01:23:59,632
-Oh.
-Yeah.

1326
01:23:59,632 --> 01:24:00,963
Well, I never wanted to say anything,

1327
01:24:00,963 --> 01:24:03,083
but I always thought that
Audrey was a little self-absorbed

1328
01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:05,212
with a fake smile and kind of a kiss-up.

1329
01:24:05,212 --> 01:24:07,070
Do we know your new girlfriend?

1330
01:24:07,070 --> 01:24:08,134
On the count of three.

1331
01:24:08,134 --> 01:24:10,787
-One, two...
-Well, sort of.

1332
01:24:10,787 --> 01:24:11,849
Mal!

1333
01:24:11,849 --> 01:24:13,978
I gotta go, okay?

1334
01:24:13,978 --> 01:24:17,963
-[photographer] Three!
-Huh?

1335
01:24:17,963 --> 01:24:19,025
Mal?

1336
01:24:19,025 --> 01:24:21,413
Mal?

1337
01:24:21,413 --> 01:24:23,275
I wanna introduce you to my parents.

1338
01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:27,259
Hey.

1339
01:24:27,259 --> 01:24:29,120
This is Mal.

1340
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:30,180
From the island.

1341
01:24:30,180 --> 01:24:32,039
My girlfriend.

1342
01:24:32,039 --> 01:24:35,491
-Hi.
-Hi.

1343
01:24:35,491 --> 01:24:37,621
I was thinking maybe
she can join us for lunch.

1344
01:24:37,621 --> 01:24:40,272
Of course, any friend of Ben's...

1345
01:24:40,272 --> 01:24:42,931
I actually came with my friends.

1346
01:24:42,931 --> 01:24:45,318
Well, you should invite them.

1347
01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:47,183
[Carlos mumbling]

1348
01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:49,306
Because the more the merrier!

1349
01:24:49,306 --> 01:24:50,364
Yeah, I'll go grab them.

1350
01:24:50,364 --> 01:24:52,755
How about a game of croquet
before lunch?

1351
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:53,820
Of course.

1352
01:24:53,820 --> 01:24:55,149
Game on.

1353
01:24:55,149 --> 01:24:57,008
Game on.

1354
01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:58,069
-Have you played before?
-No.

1355
01:24:58,069 --> 01:25:01,787
[Ben] No? You will.

1356
01:25:01,787 --> 01:25:03,650
-[Carlos] Come on, Dude.
-Here. Stand.

1357
01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:04,976
-Come on, Dude.
-No, no, no, no. Stand here.

1358
01:25:04,976 --> 01:25:06,570
-[Carlos] Hey, get them.
-[Dude barking]

1359
01:25:06,570 --> 01:25:09,760
-Hey, get them.
-Nice!

1360
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,677
-Hello there.
-Hi.

1361
01:25:12,677 --> 01:25:15,869
Now, have we met?

1362
01:25:15,869 --> 01:25:17,725
No, I don't think so.

1363
01:25:17,725 --> 01:25:20,648
I'm new. I'm sort of
like a transfer student.

1364
01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:21,978
-Oh. Yes.
-Grammy.

1365
01:25:21,978 --> 01:25:27,025
Oh, Audrey! Give Grammy a kiss, dear.

1366
01:25:27,025 --> 01:25:28,353
"Grammy"?

1367
01:25:28,353 --> 01:25:31,272
Sleeping Beauty's mother.

1368
01:25:31,272 --> 01:25:34,200
Grammy, I don't think
you want to be talking to this girl.

1369
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:37,117
Unless you feel like
taking another 100 year nap.

1370
01:25:37,117 --> 01:25:40,572
What?

1371
01:25:40,572 --> 01:25:47,209
You!

1372
01:25:47,209 --> 01:25:49,600
How are you here?

1373
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:52,790
And how have you stayed so young?

1374
01:25:52,790 --> 01:25:54,118
Queen Leah, it's okay.

1375
01:25:54,118 --> 01:25:55,714
Maleficent is still on the island.

1376
01:25:55,714 --> 01:25:57,041
This is her daughter, Mal.

1377
01:25:57,041 --> 01:26:00,493
Don't you remember my proclamation
to give the new generation a chance?

1378
01:26:00,493 --> 01:26:02,086
A chance to what, Ben?

1379
01:26:02,086 --> 01:26:05,010
Destroy us?

1380
01:26:05,010 --> 01:26:06,865
Come on. You remember, don't you?

1381
01:26:06,865 --> 01:26:08,992
The poison apples.

1382
01:26:08,992 --> 01:26:11,647
And the spells.

1383
01:26:11,647 --> 01:26:14,304
Spells.

1384
01:26:14,304 --> 01:26:18,820
My daughter was raised by fairies

1385
01:26:18,820 --> 01:26:22,011
because of your mother's curse.

1386
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:25,728
So, her first words, her first steps,

1387
01:26:25,728 --> 01:26:31,837
I missed it all!

1388
01:26:31,837 --> 01:26:32,896
You mustn't trust her.

1389
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:33,958
-Hey, I'm so...
-Go away!

1390
01:26:33,958 --> 01:26:36,351
-Stay away from her!
-Don't do this, Chad.

1391
01:26:36,351 --> 01:26:38,478
What?

1392
01:26:38,478 --> 01:26:40,865
They were raised by their parents, Ben.

1393
01:26:40,865 --> 01:26:42,990
What do you think villains
teach their kids? Huh?

1394
01:26:42,990 --> 01:26:44,852
Kindness? Fair play?

1395
01:26:44,852 --> 01:26:46,977
No way, okay? Uh-uh.

1396
01:26:46,977 --> 01:26:48,838
You stole another girl's boyfriend.

1397
01:26:48,838 --> 01:26:50,165
Hey, hey!

1398
01:26:50,165 --> 01:26:53,352
You enjoy hurting people.

1399
01:26:53,352 --> 01:26:58,135
And you, you're nothing
but a gold digger and a cheater.

1400
01:26:58,135 --> 01:27:02,911
Mirror, mirror, in my hand,
who's the biggest jerk in the land?

1401
01:27:02,911 --> 01:27:03,978
[Chad] What?

1402
01:27:03,978 --> 01:27:05,039
Come on!

1403
01:27:05,039 --> 01:27:06,900
-Back off, Chad.
-All right! Yeah?

1404
01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:07,962
-Just back off!
-Yeah?

1405
01:27:07,962 --> 01:27:09,820
[Audrey[ Chad! Chad!

1406
01:27:09,820 --> 01:27:11,944
-Chad!
-[Lonnie] Evie did something to Chad!

1407
01:27:11,944 --> 01:27:13,806
-Wake up.
-Check if he's okay.

1408
01:27:13,806 --> 01:27:16,196
Come on, Mal.

1409
01:27:16,196 --> 01:27:17,523
Guys!

1410
01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:18,850
[Evie] Jay!

1411
01:27:18,850 --> 01:27:21,772
[Audrey[ Chad, wake up!

1412
01:27:21,772 --> 01:27:26,821
[Doug] Come on, Chad...

1413
01:27:26,821 --> 01:27:28,944
I feared something like this
would happen.

1414
01:27:28,944 --> 01:27:30,539
This isn't their fault!

1415
01:27:30,539 --> 01:27:32,931
No, son.

1416
01:27:32,931 --> 01:27:39,037
It's yours.

1417
01:27:39,037 --> 01:27:48,866
Mom...

1418
01:27:48,866 --> 01:27:50,461
What happened?

1419
01:27:50,461 --> 01:28:06,131
I had this dream...

1420
01:28:06,131 --> 01:28:07,727
Hey, guys.

1421
01:28:07,727 --> 01:28:09,849
How is everyone?

1422
01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:11,179
Yeah?

1423
01:28:11,179 --> 01:28:13,037
Hey, listen. Forget about it.

1424
01:28:13,037 --> 01:28:14,897
All right? It was nothing.
Forget about it.

1425
01:28:14,897 --> 01:28:16,492
Let it go.

1426
01:28:16,492 --> 01:28:21,540
Tomorrow, after the coronation,
I promise everything will be okay.

1427
01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:25,786
I have to go.

1428
01:28:25,786 --> 01:28:31,101
I'll see you guys later.

1429
01:28:31,101 --> 01:28:32,959
Listen, Evie, I wanna
talk about earlier today. I just...

1430
01:28:32,959 --> 01:28:34,289
Doug!

1431
01:28:34,289 --> 01:28:35,881
-It's my fault, Doug. I'm so sorry.
-No, it's mine.

1432
01:28:35,881 --> 01:28:39,071
-Doug!
-What?

1433
01:28:39,071 --> 01:28:42,525
-Doug...
-Sorry. I can't.

1434
01:28:42,525 --> 01:28:45,976
Okay.

1435
01:28:45,976 --> 01:28:48,366
How long does she think
that's gonna last?

1436
01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:50,758
Mal is just the bad girl infatuation.

1437
01:28:50,758 --> 01:28:52,088
Yeah.

1438
01:28:52,088 --> 01:28:56,866
I mean, he's never gonna
make a villain a queen.

1439
01:28:56,866 --> 01:29:00,318
[both laughing]

1440
01:29:00,318 --> 01:29:04,304
Beware, forswear, undo Jane's hair.

1441
01:29:04,304 --> 01:29:05,366
[Jane screams]

1442
01:29:05,366 --> 01:29:08,291
[laughing]

1443
01:29:08,291 --> 01:29:10,150
[Chad] Ew!

1444
01:29:10,150 --> 01:29:12,276
There's a lot more
where that came from.

1445
01:29:12,276 --> 01:29:13,869
Excuse me, who do you think you are?

1446
01:29:13,869 --> 01:29:24,758
Do I look like I'm kidding?

1447
01:29:24,758 --> 01:29:29,009
I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.

1448
01:29:29,009 --> 01:29:39,635
Let's grab that wand
and blow this popsicle stand.

1449
01:29:39,635 --> 01:29:46,540
[Jay singing] I'm rotten to the core

1450
01:29:46,540 --> 01:29:50,257
[Snow White] At last, here we are,
broadcasting live from the coronation

1451
01:29:50,257 --> 01:29:53,449
where Prince Benjamin
will soon be crowned King.

1452
01:29:53,449 --> 01:29:56,371
I'm Snow White, bringing you
up to the second coverage

1453
01:29:56,371 --> 01:29:58,491
of who's the fairest of them all!

1454
01:29:58,491 --> 01:30:00,885
"I'm Snow White."
Who are you kidding?

1455
01:30:00,885 --> 01:30:02,743
She's definitely had work done.

1456
01:30:02,743 --> 01:30:13,103
[classical music playing]

1457
01:30:13,103 --> 01:30:16,553
Ah. [chuckling]

1458
01:30:16,553 --> 01:30:20,272
Oh, me?

1459
01:30:20,272 --> 01:30:23,194
Oh. Fairy Godmother is looking radiant.

1460
01:30:23,194 --> 01:30:26,651
But what is happening
with Jane's hair?

1461
01:30:26,651 --> 01:30:28,242
[chuckles]

1462
01:30:28,242 --> 01:30:31,430
And there is Fairy Godmother's wand!

1463
01:30:31,430 --> 01:30:33,022
I want that wand!

1464
01:30:33,022 --> 01:30:35,677
Do you? Hadn't heard.

1465
01:30:35,677 --> 01:30:37,274
[Snow White] Oh,
and here comes Ben now!

1466
01:30:37,274 --> 01:30:40,196
[all cheering]

1467
01:30:40,196 --> 01:30:47,102
[horse whinnies]

1468
01:30:47,102 --> 01:30:48,427
Don't be nervous.

1469
01:30:48,427 --> 01:30:51,619
All you have to do is sit there
and look beautiful.

1470
01:30:51,619 --> 01:30:54,010
No problem there.

1471
01:30:54,010 --> 01:30:56,398
Thank you.

1472
01:30:56,398 --> 01:30:59,053
Mal, would you wear my ring?

1473
01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:00,116
Um...

1474
01:31:00,116 --> 01:31:01,980
Not now.

1475
01:31:01,980 --> 01:31:06,758
I think it would probably just
fall right off of me.

1476
01:31:06,758 --> 01:31:08,619
I have something for you.

1477
01:31:08,619 --> 01:31:10,477
-For me?
-Yeah.

1478
01:31:10,477 --> 01:31:13,662
It's just for later, you know,
when you need strength.

1479
01:31:13,662 --> 01:31:16,056
Some carbs to keep up your energy.

1480
01:31:16,056 --> 01:31:18,712
-Always thinking.
-[chuckles]

1481
01:31:18,712 --> 01:31:20,303
But I can't wait.

1482
01:31:20,303 --> 01:31:22,430
-No!
-Mmm.

1483
01:31:22,430 --> 01:31:24,556
Mmm. This is really good.

1484
01:31:24,556 --> 01:31:27,214
-Uh... Do you...
-Mal?

1485
01:31:27,214 --> 01:31:28,539
Do you feel okay?

1486
01:31:28,539 --> 01:31:29,603
You bet.

1487
01:31:29,603 --> 01:31:33,588
Would you say that
you're still in... That...

1488
01:31:33,588 --> 01:31:36,508
That you have
very strong feelings for me?

1489
01:31:36,508 --> 01:31:38,102
I'm not sure.

1490
01:31:38,102 --> 01:31:42,352
I mean, let's give the anti-love potion
a few minutes to take effect.

1491
01:31:42,352 --> 01:31:45,274
-Yeah.
-Okay.

1492
01:31:45,274 --> 01:31:46,601
What?

1493
01:31:46,601 --> 01:31:48,193
What?

1494
01:31:48,193 --> 01:31:50,318
-You knew?
-That you spelled me?

1495
01:31:50,318 --> 01:31:52,177
Yeah. Yeah, I knew.

1496
01:31:52,177 --> 01:31:53,242
I'm... I can explain myself.

1497
01:31:53,242 --> 01:31:54,573
No, look, it's fine.

1498
01:31:54,573 --> 01:31:56,432
I mean, you had a crush on me.
I was with Audrey.

1499
01:31:56,432 --> 01:31:58,291
You didn't trust that
it could happen on its own.

1500
01:31:58,291 --> 01:32:00,683
-Am I right?
-Yes.

1501
01:32:00,683 --> 01:32:03,867
You're so right.

1502
01:32:03,867 --> 01:32:05,991
So, then, how long have you known?

1503
01:32:05,991 --> 01:32:07,587
Since our first date.

1504
01:32:07,587 --> 01:32:10,773
Your spell washed away
in the enchanted lake.

1505
01:32:10,773 --> 01:32:13,697
So, then what? You've just been

1506
01:32:13,697 --> 01:32:23,790
faking it since then?

1507
01:32:23,790 --> 01:32:40,787
I haven't been faking anything.

1508
01:32:40,787 --> 01:32:41,852
[Evil Queen gasps]

1509
01:32:41,852 --> 01:32:44,505
-Well, if it isn't...
-My daughter.

1510
01:32:44,505 --> 01:32:45,837
Looking like some kind of...

1511
01:32:45,837 --> 01:32:47,161
Princess!

1512
01:32:47,161 --> 01:32:51,681
Now, let's see,
who this beauty is wearing?

1513
01:32:51,681 --> 01:32:52,741
Evie.

1514
01:32:52,741 --> 01:32:54,339
Evie! That's my... Evie!

1515
01:32:54,339 --> 01:32:57,791
Someone named Evie
designed her gown.

1516
01:32:57,791 --> 01:32:59,384
-That's my daughter!
-Oh, wow.

1517
01:32:59,384 --> 01:33:01,774
She sewed a dress.
Meanwhile, my girl duped a prince

1518
01:33:01,774 --> 01:33:03,367
and she's this close
to grabbing the magic wand.

1519
01:33:03,367 --> 01:33:05,492
Bitter, party of one.
Bitter, party of one.

1520
01:33:05,492 --> 01:33:07,617
It's happening, people! It's happening!

1521
01:33:07,617 --> 01:33:09,476
I say, gird your loins!

1522
01:33:09,476 --> 01:33:11,600
Gird your loins!

1523
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,730
Villains, our revenge begins today.

1524
01:33:13,730 --> 01:33:16,115
[all laughing maniacally]

1525
01:33:16,115 --> 01:33:30,726
[fanfare playing]

1526
01:33:30,726 --> 01:33:32,322
About the other day, I just...

1527
01:33:32,322 --> 01:33:34,712
I told Ben this wasn't going to be easy.

1528
01:33:34,712 --> 01:33:37,370
You also taught me that a king
has to believe in himself.

1529
01:33:37,370 --> 01:33:39,492
-Even when it isn't easy.
-I did?

1530
01:33:39,492 --> 01:33:43,476
I... How very wise of me.

1531
01:33:43,476 --> 01:33:46,662
Ben, we are very proud of you.

1532
01:33:46,662 --> 01:33:48,261
You keep listening to your heart.

1533
01:33:48,261 --> 01:33:51,447
Thanks, Mom.

1534
01:33:51,447 --> 01:34:04,464
You're gonna make a fine king.

1535
01:34:04,464 --> 01:34:08,709
-Wish me luck.
-[usher clears throat]

1536
01:34:08,709 --> 01:34:13,493
[chuckles]

1537
01:34:13,493 --> 01:34:15,882
[camera shutter clicking]

1538
01:34:15,882 --> 01:35:14,584
[choir singing]

1539
01:35:14,584 --> 01:36:05,853
Don't blow it, kiddo.

1540
01:36:05,853 --> 01:36:09,040
Do you solemnly swear
to govern the peoples of Auradon

1541
01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:14,881
with justice and mercy
as long as you shall reign?

1542
01:36:14,881 --> 01:36:17,542
Grab the thing already!

1543
01:36:17,542 --> 01:36:20,995
I do solemnly swear.

1544
01:36:20,995 --> 01:36:26,569
Then it is my honor and my joy
to bless our new king.

1545
01:36:26,569 --> 01:36:28,699
[all gasping]

1546
01:36:28,699 --> 01:36:30,554
Yes!

1547
01:36:30,554 --> 01:36:31,884
Yes!

1548
01:36:31,884 --> 01:36:37,989
Yeah!

1549
01:36:37,989 --> 01:36:39,319
[loud thud]

1550
01:36:39,319 --> 01:36:40,384
[rumbling]

1551
01:36:40,384 --> 01:36:44,904
[all exclaiming]

1552
01:36:44,904 --> 01:36:47,025
The barrier is broken!

1553
01:36:47,025 --> 01:36:51,274
We're free!

1554
01:36:51,274 --> 01:36:53,135
Scepter!

1555
01:36:53,135 --> 01:37:00,042
Now!

1556
01:37:00,042 --> 01:37:06,418
[evil laughter]

1557
01:37:06,418 --> 01:37:08,005
Child, what are you doing?

1558
01:37:08,005 --> 01:37:10,934
If you won't make me beautiful,
I'll do it myself!

1559
01:37:10,934 --> 01:37:14,124
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!

1560
01:37:14,124 --> 01:37:18,636
Take cover!

1561
01:37:18,636 --> 01:37:28,460
Careful, Mal!

1562
01:37:28,460 --> 01:37:30,585
Mal, give me the wand.

1563
01:37:30,585 --> 01:37:32,713
Stand back.

1564
01:37:32,713 --> 01:37:33,776
It's okay.

1565
01:37:33,776 --> 01:37:35,633
Ben, I said stand back!

1566
01:37:35,633 --> 01:37:36,964
I told you so!

1567
01:37:36,964 --> 01:37:40,415
[screams]

1568
01:37:40,415 --> 01:37:41,742
-Let's go!
-Revenge time.

1569
01:37:41,742 --> 01:37:43,338
You really want to do this?

1570
01:37:43,338 --> 01:37:45,460
We have no choice, Ben!

1571
01:37:45,460 --> 01:37:48,652
-Our parents...
-Your parents made their choice.

1572
01:37:48,652 --> 01:38:01,661
Now you make yours.

1573
01:38:01,661 --> 01:38:03,526
I think I want to be good.

1574
01:38:03,526 --> 01:38:05,649
-You are good.
-How do you know that?

1575
01:38:05,649 --> 01:38:07,506
Because...

1576
01:38:07,506 --> 01:38:14,943
Because I'm listening to my heart.

1577
01:38:14,943 --> 01:38:20,787
I want to listen to my heart, too.

1578
01:38:20,787 --> 01:38:26,633
And my heart is telling me
that we are not our parents.

1579
01:38:26,633 --> 01:38:30,621
I mean, stealing things
doesn't make you happy.

1580
01:38:30,621 --> 01:38:33,537
Tourney and victory pizza
with the team makes you happy.

1581
01:38:33,537 --> 01:38:36,727
[girl] Yeah.
[boy] Yeah!

1582
01:38:36,727 --> 01:38:38,853
And you, scratching Dude's belly
makes you happy.

1583
01:38:38,853 --> 01:38:42,838
Who would've thought?

1584
01:38:42,838 --> 01:38:44,698
And Evie,

1585
01:38:44,698 --> 01:38:47,352
you do not have to play dumb
to get a guy.

1586
01:38:47,352 --> 01:38:51,601
You are so smart.

1587
01:38:51,601 --> 01:38:53,993
And I don't want to take over the world
with evil.

1588
01:38:53,993 --> 01:38:56,914
It doesn't make me happy.

1589
01:38:56,914 --> 01:39:01,699
I want to go to school.

1590
01:39:01,699 --> 01:39:05,681
And be with Ben.

1591
01:39:05,681 --> 01:39:08,602
Because Ben makes me really happy.

1592
01:39:08,602 --> 01:39:13,646
[all] Aww.

1593
01:39:13,646 --> 01:39:17,901
Us being friends
makes me really happy.

1594
01:39:17,901 --> 01:39:22,948
Not destroying things.

1595
01:39:22,948 --> 01:39:27,728
I choose good, you guys.

1596
01:39:27,728 --> 01:39:32,509
[gasps]

1597
01:39:32,509 --> 01:39:34,632
I choose good, too.

1598
01:39:34,632 --> 01:39:38,087
[girl 2] Go, Jay.

1599
01:39:38,087 --> 01:39:41,806
I choose good.

1600
01:39:41,806 --> 01:39:44,992
So, just to be clear,

1601
01:39:44,992 --> 01:39:50,041
we don't have to be worried about how
really mad our parents will be?

1602
01:39:50,041 --> 01:39:52,960
Because they're gonna be
really, really mad.

1603
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:58,008
Your parents can't reach you here.

1604
01:39:58,008 --> 01:40:00,665
Okay, then.

1605
01:40:00,665 --> 01:40:04,118
Good.

1606
01:40:04,118 --> 01:40:08,899
Come on.

1607
01:40:08,899 --> 01:40:14,479
[crowd applauding]

1608
01:40:14,479 --> 01:40:27,755
[loud swoosh]

1609
01:40:27,755 --> 01:40:29,620
I'm back!

1610
01:40:29,620 --> 01:40:31,210
[Mal] It can't be.

1611
01:40:31,210 --> 01:40:33,071
Go away, Mother.

1612
01:40:33,071 --> 01:40:34,132
[laughing]

1613
01:40:34,132 --> 01:40:35,992
She's funny. [snorts]

1614
01:40:35,992 --> 01:40:41,041
Oh. I'm so... You're very funny here.

1615
01:40:41,041 --> 01:40:42,634
Wand me. Chop-chop.

1616
01:40:42,634 --> 01:40:43,696
No!

1617
01:40:43,696 --> 01:40:45,289
Ooh!

1618
01:40:45,289 --> 01:40:55,118
-Bibbidi-Bobbidi...
-Boo.

1619
01:40:55,118 --> 01:40:56,182
Sike.

1620
01:40:56,182 --> 01:40:58,037
[snickers]

1621
01:40:58,037 --> 01:40:59,102
Excuse...

1622
01:40:59,102 --> 01:41:02,291
Oh.

1623
01:41:02,291 --> 01:41:05,740
In another time, in another time.

1624
01:41:05,740 --> 01:41:11,851
[singing] Evil like me
Don't you wanna be mean...

1625
01:41:11,851 --> 01:41:13,710
Oh. Oh, no.

1626
01:41:13,710 --> 01:41:17,695
Someone needs to
pluck their nose hairs.

1627
01:41:17,695 --> 01:41:20,349
Where shall we begin?

1628
01:41:20,349 --> 01:41:22,479
I know.

1629
01:41:22,479 --> 01:41:26,725
Why don't we start by getting rid of this?

1630
01:41:26,725 --> 01:41:29,388
Perfect fit!

1631
01:41:29,388 --> 01:41:30,980
Oh. Excuse me. Pardon me.

1632
01:41:30,980 --> 01:41:34,696
Excuse me. The horns, the horns!

1633
01:41:34,696 --> 01:41:36,289
[chuckling] Oh.

1634
01:41:36,289 --> 01:41:42,133
Falling in love is weak and ridiculous.

1635
01:41:42,133 --> 01:41:43,459
It's not what you want.

1636
01:41:43,459 --> 01:41:46,385
You don't know what I want!

1637
01:41:46,385 --> 01:41:51,696
Mom, have you ever once
asked me what I want?

1638
01:41:51,696 --> 01:41:53,823
-I'm not you!
-Obviously.

1639
01:41:53,823 --> 01:41:57,542
I've had years and years and years and
years of practice being evil.

1640
01:41:57,542 --> 01:42:01,260
-You'll get there.
-No. I will not.

1641
01:42:01,260 --> 01:42:07,367
And I really wish that you had
never gotten there yourself.

1642
01:42:07,367 --> 01:42:11,885
Love is not weak or ridiculous.

1643
01:42:11,885 --> 01:42:14,006
It's actually really amazing.

1644
01:42:14,006 --> 01:42:16,662
I know one thing, young lady.

1645
01:42:16,662 --> 01:42:20,651
You have no room for love in your life!

1646
01:42:20,651 --> 01:42:28,085
And now I command, wand to my hand!

1647
01:42:28,085 --> 01:42:29,146
It worked!

1648
01:42:29,146 --> 01:42:30,211
I hardly think so.

1649
01:42:30,211 --> 01:42:32,865
Frankly, this is tedious
and very immature.

1650
01:42:32,865 --> 01:42:34,459
Give me the wand. Give me the wand!

1651
01:42:34,459 --> 01:42:35,789
Hold on, Mal.

1652
01:42:35,789 --> 01:42:38,446
Maybe good really is
more powerful than evil.

1653
01:42:38,446 --> 01:42:40,305
Oh, please! You're killing me.

1654
01:42:40,305 --> 01:42:43,494
-[maleficent barks]
-[Dude barking]

1655
01:42:43,494 --> 01:42:44,823
Oh! Breath!

1656
01:42:44,823 --> 01:42:47,208
Breath! Get off me!

1657
01:42:47,208 --> 01:42:51,728
[grunting]

1658
01:42:51,728 --> 01:42:54,118
Gaston should be jealous.

1659
01:42:54,118 --> 01:42:56,243
-[groans]
-[cackles]

1660
01:42:56,243 --> 01:42:58,101
Enough!

1661
01:42:58,101 --> 01:43:07,399
You all will regret this!

1662
01:43:07,399 --> 01:43:15,106
[gasps]

1663
01:43:15,106 --> 01:43:23,335
[Carlos] Come on, run, Jay, run!

1664
01:43:23,335 --> 01:43:25,196
[Mal] Hurry, Jay. Hurry, hurry, hurry!

1665
01:43:25,196 --> 01:43:27,057
-Jay!
-[Evie] Watch it, Jay!

1666
01:43:27,057 --> 01:43:28,120
[Mal] Jay, come on, please.

1667
01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:30,772
Jay!

1668
01:43:30,772 --> 01:43:32,897
Aah!

1669
01:43:32,897 --> 01:43:39,007
Magic Mirror, show your bright light!

1670
01:43:39,007 --> 01:43:40,336
Behind me, E.

1671
01:43:40,336 --> 01:43:44,317
Leave my friends alone!

1672
01:43:44,317 --> 01:43:48,305
This is between you and me, Mother.

1673
01:43:48,305 --> 01:43:50,692
[snarling]

1674
01:43:50,692 --> 01:43:53,086
The strength of evil is good as none,

1675
01:43:53,086 --> 01:43:56,272
when stands before four hearts as one.

1676
01:43:56,272 --> 01:43:58,665
The strength of evil is good as none,

1677
01:43:58,665 --> 01:44:01,851
when stands before four hearts as one.

1678
01:44:01,851 --> 01:44:03,979
The strength of evil is good as none,

1679
01:44:03,979 --> 01:44:29,208
when stands before four hearts as one!

1680
01:44:29,208 --> 01:44:30,805
-What just happened?
-I have no idea.

1681
01:44:30,805 --> 01:44:32,131
-Did you do it?
-I don't know.

1682
01:44:32,131 --> 01:44:33,990
No, no, no, no.

1683
01:44:33,990 --> 01:44:35,055
Your mother did.

1684
01:44:35,055 --> 01:44:37,977
She shrank to the size
of the love in her heart.

1685
01:44:37,977 --> 01:44:41,167
That's why it's so itty-bitty.

1686
01:44:41,167 --> 01:44:43,023
Is she gonna be like that forever?

1687
01:44:43,023 --> 01:44:46,477
Well, forever is a long time.

1688
01:44:46,477 --> 01:44:48,868
You learned to love.

1689
01:44:48,868 --> 01:44:52,321
So can she.

1690
01:44:52,321 --> 01:44:56,039
I believe this belongs to you.

1691
01:44:56,039 --> 01:44:58,962
And I believe this

1692
01:44:58,962 --> 01:45:03,213
belongs to you.

1693
01:45:03,213 --> 01:45:06,664
You all have earned yourselves
an "A" in Goodness class.

1694
01:45:06,664 --> 01:45:08,257
[all laughing]

1695
01:45:08,257 --> 01:45:10,912
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!

1696
01:45:10,912 --> 01:45:13,039
[shouting]

1697
01:45:13,039 --> 01:45:14,897
Okay, okay.

1698
01:45:14,897 --> 01:45:17,286
We kind of got this all wrapped up here.

1699
01:45:17,286 --> 01:45:22,604
-Oh.
-Yeah, let's go.

1700
01:45:22,604 --> 01:45:26,054
-[screams]
-[laughs]

1701
01:45:26,054 --> 01:45:29,240
Next time I rescue you, okay?

1702
01:45:29,240 --> 01:45:35,883
Yeah. Let's not let there
be a next time, okay?

1703
01:45:35,883 --> 01:45:38,808
[laughs]

1704
01:45:38,808 --> 01:45:43,057
I will be right back.

1705
01:45:43,057 --> 01:45:44,382
I love you.

1706
01:45:44,382 --> 01:45:47,840
But you are on a major time-out.

1707
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:50,759
Don't be too hard on Jane.

1708
01:45:50,759 --> 01:45:56,335
I was the one who put
all that crazy stuff in her head.

1709
01:45:56,335 --> 01:46:04,038
You are beautiful inside and out.

1710
01:46:04,038 --> 01:46:06,163
Your mom got that right.

1711
01:46:06,163 --> 01:46:08,555
I guess I did get pretty lucky
in the mother department.

1712
01:46:08,555 --> 01:46:24,757
Yeah, I guess so.

1713
01:46:24,757 --> 01:46:26,086
[Mal] Hey!

1714
01:46:26,086 --> 01:46:28,211
[Maleficent] Help!

1715
01:46:28,211 --> 01:46:29,806
Careful!

1716
01:46:29,806 --> 01:46:35,651
That's my mom!

1717
01:46:35,651 --> 01:46:38,571
Well, let's get this party started!

1718
01:46:38,571 --> 01:46:41,227
[singing]

1719
01:46:41,227 --> 01:46:49,460
[♪ music playing]

1720
01:46:49,460 --> 01:50:17,447
[singing]